Carded Quotes

#1. Face it: you're never going to get carded again, so quit asking bouncers if they want to see your ID. Quit going places where they have bouncers.

Helen Ellis

#2. I get carded for soda, you know, when I go to the supermarket. I mean, they card me for everything. You know, I can't even get through a hand of black jack without getting carded, like, five times.

Macaulay Culkin

#3. Older Fags and Younger Fags, Like Legally Young. Daddies. Zeus and Ganymede.
Ganymede was a child, Ziggy schooled her.
Yeah, You Were There, Michelle retorted, On Mount Olympus. You Were Working the Door. You Carded Ganymede.

Michelle Tea

#4. I like the fact that people are surprised by my age. I like the fact that I get carded.

Cara Santa Maria

#5. I'm carded for R-rated movies. And I get talked down to a lot. When I try to go rent a car or buy an airplane ticket or other stuff adults do, I get 'Okaaaaaay, honey.' I remember when I was 18, getting crayons in a restaurant.

Kristen Bell

#6. I mean a lot of people think Im 19. I get carded all the time and no one think Im legal, like in the bedroom

Hannah

#7. Something magical happened when I turned 25 - I looked in the mirror and was like, 'You might not get carded for an R-rated movie anymore.' Like I didn't have a little stick figure anymore.

Kristen Bell

#8. I look really young. I always get carded at bars. No one believes that I'm over 18, let alone over 21.

Monica Keena

#9. The fine stitching and well-carded wool of his supposedly unobtrusive cloak making him stand out like blood on a wedding dress.

George R R Martin

#10. In fact, every woman I met seemed disposable and replaceable. I was experiencing seducer's paradox: The better a seducer I became, the less I loved women. Success was no longer defined by getting laid or finding a girlfriend, but by how well I performed.

Neil Strauss

#11. It's okay to laugh at me, I only look scary.

Evanescence

#12. The Night Times has prided itself throughout its long history in telling the truth, the whole truth, and as much gossip as it could get away with.

Simon R. Green

#13. This was jazz music. It was full of the complexity and contradictions that I would soon learn made humans human.

Matt Haig

#14. The Press, Watson, is a most valuable institution, if you only know how to use it.

Arthur Conan Doyle

#15. For my own part, I would rather be in company with a dead man than with an absent one; for if the dead man gives me no pleasure, at least he shows me no contempt; whereas the absent one, silently indeed, but very plainly, tells me that he does not think me worth his attention.

Lord Chesterfield

#16. It's your body. Tell it what to do.

Chris Powell

#17. If there is something you choose to experience in your life, do not "want" it-choose it.

Neale Donald Walsch

#18. What's the difference between Apple and the Boy Scouts? The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

Walter Isaacson

#19. WHY DO YOU THINK LEAN EFFORTS FAIL---PROVIDED THOSE HAVE NO ENSURED HI-FI SOPHISTICATION TAG ACCORDING TO MODERN CENTURY GLOBAL WALK SPIRIT IN EVERY ANGLE OF FOR-THOUGHT TO KEEP EAGLE EYE ENSURENCE IN TO CHALLENGING FUTURE.

Various

#20. I think it's always interesting to learn what the seemingly spontaneous one-nighter actually reveals about a character.

Kristan Higgins

#21. Giving and taking of orders modifies actions and results, but does not of itself effect a sharing of purposes, a communication of interests.

John Dewey

#22. An elected government making huge changes with the consent of its people, is being undermined by concentrated powers in unregulated markets-powers which go beyond those of any individual government.

George Papandreou

#23. I hope you do not let anyone else's expectations direct the course of your life.

Julianne Donaldson