
Top 17 Can't Polish A Turd Quotes
#1. Still as I've said all along, you can't polish a turd.
Alan Bennett
#4. A sign warned her to keep a lookout for river otters, osprey - what the heck were osprey? - and bald eagles.
Jill Shalvis
#5. You know, what can I say. If a relationship can't work out, make a record.
Miley Cyrus
#6. I was talking to my friend from New York yesterday, and I used the expression, 'You can't polish a turd'. He looked at me, disgusted, and said, 'No, you can't, but you can roll it in glitter'. He's a lovely guy but I wouldn't want to go to a craft fair with him
Steve Williams
#7. I have been running for so long. Since before all this even started. Even back in the Stilts, I was a runner. Avoiding my family, my fate, anything I didn't want to feel. And I am still racing now. From those who would kill me - and those who would love.
Victoria Aveyard
#8. I like to work with people who have a sense of putting a song over, and can sing in tune, and with passion. With technology you can polish a turd, but there's still no button you can press for passion.
Tony Visconti
#9. I like to think that I'm not old yet.
Neko Case
#10. My philosophy is based on the principle of self-ownership. You own your life. To deny this is to imply that another person has a higher claim on your life than you do. No other person, or group of persons, owns your life nor do you own the lives of others.
Ken Schoolland
#12. Bruce Percy, a brilliant landscape photographer, once said to me, "You can't polish a turd." Wise words.
David DuChemin
#13. Apparently, it was possible to polish a turd.
Liliana Hart
#14. Fish cannot drown in water. Birds cannot sink in air. This has God given to all creatures, to foster and seek their own nature. How then can I withstand mine?
Mechthild Of Magdeburg
#15. Happy is the civilization which can breed men accustomed from infancy to regard certain at least of the ego's natural activities as unthinkable.
Iris Murdoch
#16. If it's not working you can't polish a turd.
Lee Unkrich
#17. ah've been on t'dole all mi life in fucking Leeds!
Tony Harrison
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