Can't Polish A Turd Quotes

#1. You can't polish a turd.

Stephen King

#2. I was talking to my friend from New York yesterday, and I used the expression, 'You can't polish a turd'. He looked at me, disgusted, and said, 'No, you can't, but you can roll it in glitter'. He's a lovely guy but I wouldn't want to go to a craft fair with him

Steve Williams

#3. Bruce Percy, a brilliant landscape photographer, once said to me, "You can't polish a turd." Wise words.

David DuChemin

#4. If it's not working you can't polish a turd.

Lee Unkrich

#5. Still as I've said all along, you can't polish a turd.

Alan Bennett

#6. ah've been on t'dole all mi life in fucking Leeds!

Tony Harrison

#7. Happy is the civilization which can breed men accustomed from infancy to regard certain at least of the ego's natural activities as unthinkable.

Iris Murdoch

#8. Fish cannot drown in water. Birds cannot sink in air. This has God given to all creatures, to foster and seek their own nature. How then can I withstand mine?

Mechthild Of Magdeburg

#9. Apparently, it was possible to polish a turd.

Liliana Hart

#10. Not all the coal that is dug warms the world.

Mary Harris Jones

#11. My philosophy is based on the principle of self-ownership. You own your life. To deny this is to imply that another person has a higher claim on your life than you do. No other person, or group of persons, owns your life nor do you own the lives of others.

Ken Schoolland

#12. I like to think that I'm not old yet.

Neko Case

#13. I like to work with people who have a sense of putting a song over, and can sing in tune, and with passion. With technology you can polish a turd, but there's still no button you can press for passion.

Tony Visconti

#14. I have been running for so long. Since before all this even started. Even back in the Stilts, I was a runner. Avoiding my family, my fate, anything I didn't want to feel. And I am still racing now. From those who would kill me - and those who would love.

Victoria Aveyard

#15. You know, what can I say. If a relationship can't work out, make a record.

Miley Cyrus

#16. A sign warned her to keep a lookout for river otters, osprey - what the heck were osprey? - and bald eagles.

Jill Shalvis

#17. We're in love. You can't hurt us.

Steve Brezenoff