Top 5 Steve Williams Quotes
#1. A headline last year, after the death of Saddam Hussein, read: 'Tyrant is hanged'. My auntie looked at the newspaper and sobbed, 'Who's going to present "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"'
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#2. The reality is that these cases are happening all the time. It's when they get out of control that you have a problem.
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#3. Under most circumstances that would result in disqualification. If the rules of golf are upheld, I believe he should have been disqualified.
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#4. I was talking to my friend from New York yesterday, and I used the expression, 'You can't polish a turd'. He looked at me, disgusted, and said, 'No, you can't, but you can roll it in glitter'. He's a lovely guy but I wouldn't want to go to a craft fair with him
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#5. My Nan had a plastic hip put in, but I thought she should have replaced it with a Slinky, 'cause if she fell down the stairs again ...
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