Turd Ferguson Quotes

#1. Is it a recent occurrence that women have tried to control when and if they reproduced? Absolutely not. By 2000 B.C., there was worldwide use of herbal potions to prevent pregnancy. Condoms were made from animal bladders.

Karen DeCrow

#2. Poetry is finer and more philosophical than history; for poetry expresses the universal, and history only the particular.

Aristotle.

#3. I think lots of things, Denny, and I dismiss nothing. When I know, then I'll act.

Jack Caldwell

#4. When you try to talk to everyone, you're really just talking to yourself.

Vince Perritano

#5. I am very proud of being the one to have coined the word.

George Weinberg

#6. The great thing is to have been surrounded by stories all my life.

Nick Harkaway

#7. Life fucks you anonymously. It doesn't want to know your name, doesn't give a shit about your station. The terrain never stops shifting. One minute you think you've got the world by the balls, the next minute you don't know where the fuck the world's balls are.

Karen Marie Moning

#8. A checkbook is a theological document, it will tell you who and what you worship.

Billy Graham

#9. The seeds of destruction lie in the definition of "chosen-ness" and can easily blossom into bigotry. It's not inevitable but it needs constant care to avoid.

Toni Morrison

#10. I decided to take a stab at acting. I entered the American Academy of Dramatic Art, where one teacher told me I'd never make it - I was too tall.

Fred Gwynne

#11. When you see most companies get big, they want to shout about all they've done. But the consumer wants to know: 'What have you done for me lately?'

Kevin Plank

#12. It's the first time I've seen myself act, and I can't say I'm impressed.

Lillie Langtry

#13. Sometimes, he thought, real love is silent as well as blind.

Stephen King

#14. In the beginning, the call of God was not propositional. It was experiential. (p. 10)

Robin R. Meyers

#15. My mother was pretty nuts, but she was also a character.

Penny Marshall