Canner Quotes

#1. How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?

Riley Weber

#2. I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner food.

Jenna Fischer

#3. If you want to put far more living in your life, start living every day as if it was your last.

Robin Sharma

#4. But, it never dawned on me how wrong it was that I tied her innocence to the fact that she was with me, not who she was, and I am humbled by my ignorance.

Cassie Dandridge Selleck

#5. "Family" this and "family" that. If I had a family I'd be furious that moral busybodies are taking the perfectly good word family and using it as a code for censorship the same way "states' rights" was used to disguise racism in the mid-sixties.

John Waters

#6. The only group of Atlanteans that was truly successful in transplanting their knowledge to a new location was the group that landed in what is now Egypt.

Frederick Lenz

#7. Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can't. It's not organic.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#8. If your fidelity to perfectionism is too high, you never do anything.

David Foster Wallace

#9. Unlocking purpose is a function of a response to something

Sunday Adelaja

#10. Wiggles hissed as I crossed the floor toward the throne. She fixed me with her empty hateful eyes and smelled the air, her long tongue shivering
through the slit of the lipless mouth. Nice to see you too, sweetheart. Remember my cattle prod?

Ilona Andrews

#11. It may be that all the laws of energy, and all the properties of matter, and all the chemistry of all the colloids are as powerless to explain the body as they are impotent to comprehend the soul. For my part, I think not. D'Arcy Thompson

James Gleick

#12. Moral commonplaces are amazingly useful when we can find little in ourselves with which to justify our actions.

Alexander Pushkin

#13. If you could do better, should you?

Jim Rohn

#14. Nobody wants another computer hacker movie, unless it's something amazingly different.

John Badham

#15. I might be new at this," Zak gasped. "But aren't you supposed to move?"
"Wait."
"How long? Do I have time to do a Sudoku?"
Logan growled. "Shut up.

Barbara Elsborg

#16. It is in the very fundamentals of evil that one always condemns it when they see it but rationalizes it when they do it.

Jack L. Chalker

#17. I don't like to dwell on the past. I'm interested in Fischerandom now, I am working on a new clock, I'm trying to make chess a more exciting game today. I am not interested in sitting in my rocking chair thinking what I did 10, 20 or 30 years ago.

Bobby Fischer