Camping Tent Quotes

#1. Ever set up a camping tent? From the inside? While wearing a suit of armor? It was a pain in the ass.

Andy Weir

#2. I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.

Steven Wright

#3. Life is an extended camping trip. With a leaky, inferior tent one runs no more risk of rain than anyone else; but if it does rain, the person in the cheap tent chances soaking in his sleeping bag, and possibly dying of hypothermia.

William T. Vollmann

#4. Campingfahrt means not, as you might imagine, an unfortunate incident with Libby in a tent ... . It means "camping trip." I think I have a natural talent for languages.

Louise Rennison

#5. My tent doesn't look like much but, as an estate agent might say, "It is air-conditioned and has exceptional location.

Fennel Hudson

#6. (For better or for worse, my dad taught me that the best place to pitch a tent will always be the spot marked NO CAMPING.)

Elizabeth Gilbert

#7. It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

Dave Barry

#8. Take your tent and go for the camping! You are dying in the cities! Thousands of stars, hundreds of birds, tens of flowers are waiting for you to heal you!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#9. My earliest memory from childhood is of fishing with my father. And I remember vividly we were in a store, and we were buying a pup tent to go on our first camping trip.

David Suzuki