Top 34 Butthole Quotes

#1. It is a horrible, terrible thing, the worst thing, to watch somebody you love die right in front of you and not be able to do nothing about it.

Kate DiCamillo

Butthole Quotes #542
#2. What goes in your butthole is your business, all we care about is making sure Chipotle is what comes out of it. - Rodrigo Chipotle

Kindle Alexander

Butthole Quotes #24641
#3. At either end of any food chain you find a biological system-a patch of soil, a human body-and the health of one is connected-literally-to the health of the other.

Michael Pollan

Butthole Quotes #101908
#4. After all the throwing up, I would starve myself. Which meant eating lettuce and water for two and a half months. I almost lost my life.

Richard Simmons

Butthole Quotes #114122
#5. I wish I were in high school again so I could call him a butthole. Adults don't call their brothers buttholes, though.

Colleen Hoover

Butthole Quotes #172107
#6. I've never had anything cold and wet touching my butthole before. That was quite the experience!

Ronda Rousey

Butthole Quotes #183450
#7. singing along with the radio. It was blasting a song by the Butthole Surfers.

Kristin Hannah

Butthole Quotes #284658
#8. I wake up in Satan's butthole. Everything is white - white walls, white beds, white light. Or Narnia. It could be Narnia. Did I die and go to Narnia? Because that would be rad.

Sara Wolf

Butthole Quotes #380846
#9. Supporting customers through multiple channels is no longer an option for financial services organizations; it's a necessity.

Sunny Singh

Butthole Quotes #450796
#10. Harrenhal must be held, though, and Baelor Butthole here is the man that Cersei chose to hold it.

George R R Martin

Butthole Quotes #476250
#11. I wake up i Satan's butthole.

Sara Wolf

Butthole Quotes #539509
#12. It's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you HAVEN'T done.

The Butthole Surfers

Butthole Quotes #578598
#13. Ouch, my butthole hurts, but I really need to have a look at that firestation.

Guy Delisle

Butthole Quotes #644586
#14. The candle-end had long been burning out in the bent candlestick, casting a dim light in this destitute room upon the murderer and the harlot strangely come together over the reading of the eternal book.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Butthole Quotes #726092
#15. Using volatility as a measure of risk is nuts. Risk to us is 1) the risk of permanent loss of capital, or 2) the risk of inadequate return.

Charlie Munger

Butthole Quotes #732681
#16. It infuriated me that men could walk around feeling perfectly good about their appearance whether they had a unibrow, triple chin, or skin flaps hanging off their eyelids, but stunning women like Faidra felt the need to have an unblemished butthole. The world is insane. Not

Jennifer Coburn

Butthole Quotes #796422
#17. Okay, you gotta be nice to him, " I say, coaxing the white fur-ball into my hands.
"I will," Nate says, and I smile over my shoulder.
"I was actually talking to Mr. Pippi. He's a bit of a butthole.

Cassie Mae

Butthole Quotes #825941
#18. Everyone is a Butthole.

Ted Aramac

Butthole Quotes #842363
#19. It's partly because our culture so hyper-sexualizes females that if you don't measure up to whatever we're forced to think is the standard, then you feel inadequate.

Geena Davis

Butthole Quotes #877529
#20. Age doth not rectify, but incurvate our natures, turning bad dispositions into worser habits.

Thomas Browne

Butthole Quotes #878744
#21. I wish everybody was just ethnically ambiguous. It would make life a lot easier.

Alexander Siddig

Butthole Quotes #886056
#22. I don't think anybody should go through life without a team of psychologists. I have been through times when I'm literally squatting in the living room, having one of those open-throated cries, where you're crying all the way to your butthole. I always believed I would come out of it, though.

Jim Carrey

Butthole Quotes #923864
#23. Aren't you embarrassed undressing in front of a queer?" Leonard said. "All you know, I might be sizing up your butthole."
"Just call me a tease.

Joe R. Lansdale

Butthole Quotes #1041145
#24. The most surprising and rewarding chapter to write was the Butthole Surfers chapter. I'd always thought of them as a bunch of drug-addled reprobates - which maybe they were - but it turned out to be more complicated than that.

Michael Azerrad

Butthole Quotes #1068639
#25. There's a difference between fear and paralysis. And I've learned that I don't have to "grow up" to be open to opportunity, to be willing to step through doors without being pushed. I just have to be brave. I just have to be slightly braver than I am scared.

Victoria Schwab

Butthole Quotes #1078851
#26. I'll tell you anything about myself. I will show you my bare butthole.

Rachel Bloom

Butthole Quotes #1190792
#27. That would be the most surprising lesson I'd learn at Bradley: You only scream when you're finally safe.

Jessica Knoll

Butthole Quotes #1247477
#28. Nothing says I love you like a pre- lubricated butthole.

Nick Pageant

Butthole Quotes #1393156
#29. I wake up with you as the last thought in my dreams. I dream about your lips, the smell of your skin and hair, and the freaking fire that burms inside of me to be inside you. I want to bury myself inside you and never climb out, my sweet death. Grace, I'm fucking in love with you. - Shane

Christine Zolendz

Butthole Quotes #1478577
#30. Got down behind him and probed between his cheeks with one finger. I was surprised to find he'd already applied some slick stuff. Nothing says I love you like a pre-lubricated butthole. Looks like you're

Anonymous

Butthole Quotes #1541786
#31. Receiving the Holy Ghost is the therapy which effects forgiveness and heals the sin-sick soul.

Marion G. Romney

Butthole Quotes #1626560
#32. I've always been a huge Butthole Surfers fan. The first time I saw them was in the early '80s when all they had out was their first EP. I thought they were amazing. They've always been a huge influence and one of my all-time favorite bands.

Buzz Osborne

Butthole Quotes #1786464
#33. When we really let go, we become everything. At that point we are identified with all things: the flower, the oak tree, the morning star.

Dennis Merzel

Butthole Quotes #1872389
#34. You couldn't hide that friendly giant from somebody rimming your butthole.

Victor J. Banis

Butthole Quotes #1874380

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