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Top 34 Butthole Quotes

#1. That would be the most surprising lesson I'd learn at Bradley: You only scream when you're finally safe. - Author: Jessica Knoll
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#2. It's partly because our culture so hyper-sexualizes females that if you don't measure up to whatever we're forced to think is the standard, then you feel inadequate. - Author: Geena Davis
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#3. Age doth not rectify, but incurvate our natures, turning bad dispositions into worser habits. - Author: Thomas Browne
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#4. I wish everybody was just ethnically ambiguous. It would make life a lot easier. - Author: Alexander Siddig
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#5. I don't think anybody should go through life without a team of psychologists. I have been through times when I'm literally squatting in the living room, having one of those open-throated cries, where you're crying all the way to your butthole. I always believed I would come out of it, though. - Author: Jim Carrey
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#6. Aren't you embarrassed undressing in front of a queer?" Leonard said. "All you know, I might be sizing up your butthole."
"Just call me a tease. - Author: Joe R. Lansdale
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#7. The most surprising and rewarding chapter to write was the Butthole Surfers chapter. I'd always thought of them as a bunch of drug-addled reprobates - which maybe they were - but it turned out to be more complicated than that. - Author: Michael Azerrad
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#8. There's a difference between fear and paralysis. And I've learned that I don't have to "grow up" to be open to opportunity, to be willing to step through doors without being pushed. I just have to be brave. I just have to be slightly braver than I am scared. - Author: Victoria Schwab
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#9. I'll tell you anything about myself. I will show you my bare butthole. - Author: Rachel Bloom
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#10. Everyone is a Butthole. - Author: Ted Aramac
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#11. Nothing says I love you like a pre- lubricated butthole. - Author: Nick Pageant
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#12. I wake up with you as the last thought in my dreams. I dream about your lips, the smell of your skin and hair, and the freaking fire that burms inside of me to be inside you. I want to bury myself inside you and never climb out, my sweet death. Grace, I'm fucking in love with you. - Shane - Author: Christine Zolendz
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#13. Got down behind him and probed between his cheeks with one finger. I was surprised to find he'd already applied some slick stuff. Nothing says I love you like a pre-lubricated butthole. Looks like you're - Author: Anonymous
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#14. Receiving the Holy Ghost is the therapy which effects forgiveness and heals the sin-sick soul. - Author: Marion G. Romney
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#15. I've always been a huge Butthole Surfers fan. The first time I saw them was in the early '80s when all they had out was their first EP. I thought they were amazing. They've always been a huge influence and one of my all-time favorite bands. - Author: Buzz Osborne
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#16. When we really let go, we become everything. At that point we are identified with all things: the flower, the oak tree, the morning star. - Author: Dennis Merzel
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#17. You couldn't hide that friendly giant from somebody rimming your butthole. - Author: Victor J. Banis
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#18. Harrenhal must be held, though, and Baelor Butthole here is the man that Cersei chose to hold it. - Author: George R R Martin
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#19. What goes in your butthole is your business, all we care about is making sure Chipotle is what comes out of it. - Rodrigo Chipotle - Author: Kindle Alexander
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#20. At either end of any food chain you find a biological system-a patch of soil, a human body-and the health of one is connected-literally-to the health of the other. - Author: Michael Pollan
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#21. After all the throwing up, I would starve myself. Which meant eating lettuce and water for two and a half months. I almost lost my life. - Author: Richard Simmons
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#22. I wish I were in high school again so I could call him a butthole. Adults don't call their brothers buttholes, though. - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#23. I've never had anything cold and wet touching my butthole before. That was quite the experience! - Author: Ronda Rousey
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#24. singing along with the radio. It was blasting a song by the Butthole Surfers. - Author: Kristin Hannah
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#25. I wake up in Satan's butthole. Everything is white - white walls, white beds, white light. Or Narnia. It could be Narnia. Did I die and go to Narnia? Because that would be rad. - Author: Sara Wolf
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#26. Supporting customers through multiple channels is no longer an option for financial services organizations; it's a necessity. - Author: Sunny Singh
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#27. It is a horrible, terrible thing, the worst thing, to watch somebody you love die right in front of you and not be able to do nothing about it. - Author: Kate DiCamillo
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#28. I wake up i Satan's butthole. - Author: Sara Wolf
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#29. It's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you HAVEN'T done. - Author: The Butthole Surfers
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#30. Ouch, my butthole hurts, but I really need to have a look at that firestation. - Author: Guy Delisle
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#31. The candle-end had long been burning out in the bent candlestick, casting a dim light in this destitute room upon the murderer and the harlot strangely come together over the reading of the eternal book. - Author: Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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#32. Using volatility as a measure of risk is nuts. Risk to us is 1) the risk of permanent loss of capital, or 2) the risk of inadequate return. - Author: Charlie Munger
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#33. It infuriated me that men could walk around feeling perfectly good about their appearance whether they had a unibrow, triple chin, or skin flaps hanging off their eyelids, but stunning women like Faidra felt the need to have an unblemished butthole. The world is insane. Not - Author: Jennifer Coburn
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#34. Okay, you gotta be nice to him, " I say, coaxing the white fur-ball into my hands.
"I will," Nate says, and I smile over my shoulder.
"I was actually talking to Mr. Pippi. He's a bit of a butthole. - Author: Cassie Mae
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