Buress Comedian Quotes

#1. You don't know what mental telepathy exists from the human to the animal.

Tippi Hedren

#2. I'm playing Soda Candy Crush. I'm on level 660 and I found a way to cheat to get more lives. Besides, it's getting boring here," Satan replied.

Robyn Peterman

#3. I am always trying to write.

Joanna Newsom

#4. I love stand-up. I look at it as a way to always stay productive. I couldn't imagine only being an actor or a writer. Because what the hell do I do when I'm not working? Mope?

Hannibal Buress

#5. I know how demanding the process of creation is.

Karen Kain

#6. In this business it's difficult to make plans. I think the plans follow you and find you.

Julie London

#7. You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.

Jonathan Davis

#8. When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.

Hannibal Buress

#9. The author challenges how much sanctity has to do with sameness, as he says saints are as different from each other as those in any group
even murderers.

G.K. Chesterton

#10. Outstanding long-term results are produced primarily by avoiding dumb decisions, rather than by making brilliant ones.

Warren Buffett

#11. There's no such thing as a mistake. There are only experiences. Some are good, and some are bad. Either way, it is an experience we learn from.

Jenna Alatari

#12. The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.

Douglas Engelbart