Bullmastiff Funny Quotes

#1. We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.

Amy Sedaris

#2. I hang out with my guru in my heart. And I love every thing in the universe. That's all I do all day.

Ram Dass

#3. Watching my four year old daughter dance
I cannot break free of her.

Ikkyu

#4. People who pay greater respect to a wealthy villain than to an honest, upright man in poverty, almost deserve to be enslaved; they plainly show that wealth, however it may be acquired, is, in their esteem, to be preferred to virtue.

John Hancock

#5. The foreign policy aim of ants can be summed up as follows: restless aggression, territorial conquest, and genocidal annihilation of neighboring colonies whenever possible. If ants had nuclear weapons, they would probably end the world in a week.

Bert Holldobler

#6. If the work is good, what does it matter? I'm doing it because I love it. Why not do as many things I love as I can? As long as the work is good.

James Franco

#7. If you run the ball, you control the clock. If you control the clock, you usually control the game.

Tiki Barber

#8. The lessons in measurement of cloacal forces. Time as a flow of sewage. The excrement of space, scatology of creation. The voiding of the self. The whole filthy integration of things and the nocturnal product . . . drowning in the pools of night.

Thomas Ligotti

#9. There are only two hard things in photography; which way to point the camera and when to release the shutter.

Ralph Steiner

#10. No two Ollivander wands are the same, just as no two unicorns, dragons or phoenixes are quite the same.

J.K. Rowling

#11. Now, between them, there was literature.

David Foenkinos