Top 15 Broken English Funny Quotes

#1. Feminism is not inherently bourgeois, but bourgeois feminism is the only one given voice in our society. That is why women's issues discuss glass ceilings rather than dirt floors.

James Rozoff

Broken English Funny Quotes #122839
#2. A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that he has the gods on his side.

Aristotle.

Broken English Funny Quotes #154298
#3. I think any advocate who is effective has fully acquainted himself or herself with the legislator they are going to meet. Know what committees they are on, what issues they are interested in, all in an effort to build a bridge for communicating with them.

Mark Shields

Broken English Funny Quotes #637634
#4. The customer is the immediate jewel of our souls. Him we flatter, him we feast, compliment, vote for, and will not contradict.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Broken English Funny Quotes #719576
#5. If the people in an organization think the company is small, they will act that way. If they think the company is big, they will act that way.

David J. Greer

Broken English Funny Quotes #725245
#6. We cannot change others, but when we change ourselves, we may end up changing the world.

Melody Beattie

Broken English Funny Quotes #792698
#7. I wanted the first time to be special, and I wanted to give it to a man that I loved
"Homecoming

Keegan Kennedy

Broken English Funny Quotes #1037037
#8. It was my scientific opinion that Zach was one of those people who used his intelligence to make sure that no one knew exactly how intelligent he was (a tendency Macy tells me is common among boys with really sexy arms).

Ally Carter

Broken English Funny Quotes #1061444
#9. I don't really have a beauty routine. I always use coconut oil, and I always wear mascara. That's kind of it! I'm pretty simple.

Zoe Kravitz

Broken English Funny Quotes #1106403
#10. There was a pause. Mendel said: 'It's the devil you don't know that gets you.

John Le Carre

Broken English Funny Quotes #1109674
#11. I realized that I'd rather die with you than live with someone else.

Rachel Vincent

Broken English Funny Quotes #1153291
#12. It's so important that you don't put the stuffing in the bird, where in order for the stuffing to get cooked you have to overcook the turkey. It's better to do it on the side.

Ina Garten

Broken English Funny Quotes #1168530
#13. I'm the one and only. In heaven and on Earth

Miyavi

Broken English Funny Quotes #1477929
#14. Inhibition is no good provider for a needy man

Hesiod

Broken English Funny Quotes #1496589
#15. The only thing that isn't worthless: to live this life out truthfully and rightly, And be patience with those who don't.

Marcus Aurelius

Broken English Funny Quotes #1685010

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