Funny Broken Bone Quotes

#1. Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.

Aniruddha Sastikar

#2. Wars are stupid and they can start stupidly.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#3. Part of me wanted to be like the other guys at school. I wanted to be simple. People who do less thinking tend to be happier ... I wanted to be like the other guys because they were having more fun. But I couldn't be like them because I hated everything they stood for.

J. Matthew Nespoli

#4. of the afternoon Mr. Fitz-Wattle----

P.G. Wodehouse

#5. Hillary Clinton does very well in Pennsylvania generally. I think she connects with the working white people and all kinds of people that normally would have a problem with the modern Democratic Party.

Chris Matthews

#6. You know, for years I used to read about myself. They'd say, 'He has a temper' or 'He's a bully' or something like that, and it always bothered me.

Harvey Weinstein

#7. I play the notes as they are written, but it is God who makes the music.

Johann Sebastian Bach

#8. England does not love coalitions.

Benjamin Disraeli

#9. I'm estranged from my father and that relationship, as a young man, is incredibly important. It's probably responsible for the man I've become.

Jesse Metcalfe

#10. I played [baseball] in college, so it wasn't that much a stretch. But I would say the main thing for guys who hadn't played before it's just one word - swagger. If you have swagger on the field, and look like you know how to play, that's 90% of it.

Tyler Hoechlin

#11. I do not consider myself a guitar player. My father is a guitar player - I'm not.

Rufus Wainwright