Bridesmaid Quotes

#1. Backs. Followed by the traditional Burning of the Gifts. Everyone would gather to watch the toaster and blender explode. Followed by the sacrificial drowning of a bridesmaid, the one who'd caught the fucking bouquet?

Laura Kasischke

#2. Always the bridesmaid , never the bride."
Always the godfather, never the god".

Gregory Maguire

#3. phrase "often a bridesmaid, never a bride" originated with a 1925 Listerine advertisement.)

Steven Johnson

#4. You think your friends have good taste in fashion, until they ask you to wear an ugly bridesmaid dress!

Wendi McLendon-Covey

#5. I'm not blond or super fit or perfect. Not romantic, not "an individual," and definitely not a genius. So what am I? I'll tell you what : a bridesmaid.

Tamara Summers

#6. One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid. Usually standing from behind.

Aziz Ansari

#7. I am usually part of any disaster at a wedding if I'm a bridesmaid, which I've been lucky enough to be several times.

Jennifer Garner

#8. I don't actually keep the dresses I've worn during other friends' weddings. Closets are small in New York City - I can't be squandering space on bridesmaid dresses.

Jill Davis

#9. the bridesmaid's hand in his, "Hazel and I think it would be ripping to make it a double wedding." The

Edgar Rice Burroughs

#10. I don't think I've ever tried on a corset, though a certain bridesmaid's dress did require a torturous bustier that will stay forever burned in my sensory memory.

Laura Moriarty

#11. All women know that bridesmaid dresses are a secret plot if the devil.

Helena S. Paige

#12. I was an altar boy in the Roman Catholic Church and no priest ever laid a hand on me. That's me, always the bridesmaid ...

Dana Gould

#13. I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.

Dorothy Malone

#14. I think of Kate Moss whenever I think of someone who did the bridesmaid thing right. They were all in different dresses, and I love neutrals. But it's so hard to pull that together. You almost need a stylist for it.

Christine Teigen

#15. Always a bridesmaid never a bride my foot!

Peter O'Toole

#16. I have been a bridesmaid. Fortunately, the outfits were pretty tame. They were cream and black, but I still wouldn't wear them out in public, though.

Juliana Hatfield

#17. I've been thinking. You'd better be my bridesmaid, since you gave me the idea that led to this whole farce. It's a horrible job, I'm sure, so you deserve it. Plus, you're my friend. Will you do it?

Jayne Bauling

#18. Immortality, thou art a chimerical bridesmaid of life.

Aporva Kala

#19. So many times, I have a speech ready but no dice. Always a bridesmaid, never a mother.

Michael Curtiz

#20. Mothers! They promise you they'll never get married again, and next thing you know you're a bridesmaid.

Mindy Schanback

#21. I'll be needing a bridesmaid',she said.'A tall one. That way, I'll look more petite and feminine.

John Flanagan

#22. I'm one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid.

Piper Laurie

#23. Aunt Zo, who never missed a chance to lament her marriage, had said at dinner in her comedienne's voice, My husband. Always the bridesmaid and never the bride.

Jeffrey Eugenides

#24. I was only a bridesmaid for my sister, and it was very calm and small, so I didn't have any tragedy.

Melissa McCarthy

#25. Asking your friend to be a bridesmaid is one of the modern paradoxes: no one actually wants to do it, but everyone would be offended if you didn't ask.

Mindy Kaling

#26. But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of.

Lindsey Kelk

#27. In marriage never withhold sex because for men sex is the biggest love expression that a woman can give in a committed relationship.

Linda Alfiori

#28. It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text.

Lindsey Kelk

#29. You may live in a crowd but you meet God and face eternity alone

Rees Howells

#30. I always knew I'd be more of a character actor than a leading man, and I always wanted to take that and run with it.

B. D. Wong

#31. I wouldn't mind an original letter from Napoleon to Josephine - in the early days, his letters arrived torn to pieces because he was overwhelmed by his passion for her.

Kate Williams

#32. Let us think about 'zero-defect and zero effect'. Zero defect in production with no adverse effect on the environment.

Narendra Modi

#33. In the beginning, I thought it would be really glamorous, working in fashion. But it's actually quite hard. You don't even know half the stuff that goes on backstage.

Jacquelyn Jablonski

#34. There are things I want, too. Things I want to change. I'm tired of only being there for a good time, Brenna. I'm tired of being a corrupter of the people I love. I no one wants to be the perpetual fuck up.

Liz Reinhardt

#35. Poetry is not Irish or any other nationality; and when writers such as Messrs. Clarke, Farren and the late F. R. Higgins pursue Irishness as a poetic end, they are merely exploiting incidental local colour.

Patrick Kavanagh