Brick And Blanket Quotes

#1. A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.

Amy Summers

#2. A brick and a blanket would be a great present for someone building a home for themselves. Simply wrap the brick in the blanket and they're one brick closer to a house, and they won't freeze at night.

Nicole McKay

#3. A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!

Nicole McKay

#4. Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.

Nicole McKay

#5. Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you've ever held dear with the greatest of ease.

Nicole McKay

#6. Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they'll at least have something to keep them warm after they've lost all their money when the company goes under.

Amy Summers

#7. A brick could be used in a smash and grab. Well, at least in the smashing aspect. A blanket would be more suited to the grab role.

Jarod Kintz

#8. A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.

Nicole McKay

#9. The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.

Nicole McKay

#10. A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets.

Amy Summers

#11. If you're a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.

Nicole McKay

#12. A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.

Nicole McKay

#13. A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That's it. That's all I got.

Amy Summers

#14. You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.

Nicole McKay

#15. Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.

Nicole McKay

#16. Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.

Nicole McKay

#17. A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America's greatest ballparks.(Fenway)

Nicole McKay

#18. Blankets on the other hand are incredibly needy as they are always trying to fill a "void". Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they'll be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need them they're nowhere to be found.

Nicole McKay

#19. A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.

Nicole McKay

#20. A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.

Amy Summers

#21. Together a brick and a blanket create the perfect metaphor for life. Will you be a brick and make something of your life, or be a blanket and sleep your life away?

Amy Summers

#22. For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.

Nicole McKay

#23. Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel.

Christoph Fischer

#24. I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#25. I've always wanted to go out with a bang, that's why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.

Nicole McKay

#26. A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the answer is none, then your growth rate is probably pretty good ... for the moment.

Amy Summers

#27. You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.

Nicole McKay

#28. Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

Nicole McKay

#29. I'd much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.

Nicole McKay

#30. A brick is ... ... ... Well it's a bloody brick what more do you want from me?

Nicole McKay

#31. A brick could be used to perpetually feed the hungry, stop all wars, educate the masses, and ensure everlasting peace for all populations throughout time. Wait, I'm sorry, that's not right. I was confusing a brick with a blanket. It's a blanket that could be used for all those things.

Jarod Kintz

#32. The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.

Nicole McKay

#33. A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.

Nicole McKay

#34. A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.

Nicole McKay

#35. You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!

Nicole McKay

#36. I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.

Nicole McKay