Brain Cells Funny Quotes

#1. Writers are as jealous as pigeons.

Anton Chekhov

#2. When I auditioned for '21 Jump Street,' it was a last minute thing. I had one of the worst flus that I've ever experienced in my life, and I was forced to go to the audition, the screen test.

Johnny Depp

#3. Not a man of habits, though he wished to be,

Lydia Davis

#4. Uh-huh. You can't fool me. The kind of compassion you have is like a diamond - won under tremendous pressure. Well, whatever fire forged you, you are special. You're a jewel." Michael

Eli Easton

#5. You bet being funny helps accomplish things. I've always maintained that people don't realize how many brain cells it takes to be funny. And politics ought to be fun
after baseball it's our next favorite national pastime.

Ann Richards

#6. I detest jokes - when somebody tells me one, I feel my IQ dropping; the brain cells start to disappear. But something is funny when the person delivering the line doesn't know it's funny or doesn't treat it as a joke. Maybe it comes from a place of truth, or it's a sort of rage against society.

Johnny Depp

#7. Believe me, there's nothing worse than being both immortal and intelligent. Imagine the boredom! Plus you start to ask questions, and the worst thing about questions is that sometimes, they have answers.

Charlie Jane Anders

#8. Anger was sharp edged and clear. Grief was messy, blurry.
But in the end both left you hollowed out inside.

Sarah Ockler

#9. The most inspirational feeling I can come up with is.......The feeling of presence.

Matthew Donnelly

#10. When my husband first read a draft, he said, "You spend too much time describing the characters' outfits." He was right. I removed much of the clothes talk, but quite a bit remained.

Heidi Julavits

#11. Consider first, that great or bright infers not excellence.

John Milton

#12. I'm game for anything fun.

Dweezil Zappa