Brain Dead Funny Quotes

#1. If you have no enemies, you have no character.

Paul Newman

#2. I am an actor, living generally on air, but I have always elastic hopes for the future; they may be stretched indefinitely, such hopes, without bursting

Vladimir Nabokov

#3. The thing under my bed waiting to grab my ankle isn't real. I know that, and I also know that if I'm careful to keep my foot under the covers, it will never be able to grab my ankle.

Stephen King

#4. It is not about whether you are an executive, a studio or a network. If you have a story or an idea you can build a following for it.

Kevin Spacey

#5. I needed to give back, give back, give back. I felt guilty about my success. I felt uncomfortable about how easily I had been delivered this extraordinary life that I had.

Pete Townshend

#6. They claimed it was for the sake of their grandparents and grandchildren, but it was of course for the sake of their grandparent's grandchildren, and their grandchildren's grandparents.

Douglas Adams

#7. When we don't allow ourselves to hope, we don't allow ourselves to have purpose. Without purpose, without meaning, life is dark. We've no light within, and we're just living to die.

Dean Koontz

#8. Your ability to discern key people in your life and organization before you bring them in saves you lots of time, trouble, and regrets... Watch out!!!

Assegid Habtewold

#9. A smile becomes you or perhaps you become you when you smile.

Margi Preus

#10. I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy."
"He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy."
Claire closed her eyes. "Okay. I think he wants to put my brain in a jar and wire it into the machine."
Dead silence.

Rachel Caine

#11. A women under stress is not immediately concerned with finding solutions to her problems but rather seeks relief by expressing herself and being understood.

John Gray

#12. Most of my photos are grounded in people, I look for the unguarded moment, the essential soul peeking out, experience etched on a persons face.

Steve McCurry

#13. We know that the world is not resting on the horn of a bull; we also know that it rests on the horn of lies!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#14. I think UNC and Lorrie Fair is a perfect match.

Lorrie Fair

#15. Be silent. That heart speaks without tongue or lips.

Rumi