Top 14 Pregnancy Brain Funny Quotes

#1. Lose some valuable things in very different places and wait for a while! If they come back to you, it means that you are living in an honest society and in a very rare one too!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

Pregnancy Brain Funny Quotes #39837
#2. The stubbornness I had as a child has been transmitted into perseverance. I can let go but I don't give up. I don't beat myself up about negative things.

Phylicia Rashad

Pregnancy Brain Funny Quotes #135816
#3. Your prosperity will only grow as fast as you do.

Randy Gage

Pregnancy Brain Funny Quotes #322160
#4. Brower was as courageous a criminal as ever lived to be hanged.

Ambrose Bierce

Pregnancy Brain Funny Quotes #528921
#5. The room does not smell like apple. It smells like frog juice, a cross between a nursing home and potato salad. The Back Row pays attention. Cutting dead frogs is cool.

Laurie Halse Anderson

Pregnancy Brain Funny Quotes #803690
#6. do not let anyone in
until they love you so fiercely,
you have no defense against their love.

AVA.

Pregnancy Brain Funny Quotes #824016
#7. The American who first discovered Columbus made a bad discovery.

Georg C. Lichtenberg

Pregnancy Brain Funny Quotes #828592
#8. If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

Peter Sellers

Pregnancy Brain Funny Quotes #860567
#9. We are so prone to expect to become good Christians by some sudden experience that lifts us all at once to higher ground without the gradual climb. We forget that we are to "grow in grace" and that normal growth is not a matter of fits and starts.

Vance Havner

Pregnancy Brain Funny Quotes #948935
#10. I'm gonna make that asshole gnaw his own hand off that night, dammit.

Tammara Webber

Pregnancy Brain Funny Quotes #974825
#11. No matter how hard you worked, there was always going to be somebody out there who thought you were fuckup.

Megan Hart

Pregnancy Brain Funny Quotes #995463
#12. No,' said the priest, 'we must not accept everything is true, we must only accept it is necessary.'
'A dismal thought,' said K., 'it makes untruth into a universal principle.

Franz Kafka

Pregnancy Brain Funny Quotes #1015562
#13. The opera in Los Angeles is excellent.

James Gray

Pregnancy Brain Funny Quotes #1648077
#14. Prayer is a great tower of strength, a pillar of unending righteousness, a mighty force that moves mountains and saves souls. Through it the sick are healed, the dead are raised, and the Holy Spirit is poured out without measure upon the faithful.

Bruce R. McConkie

Pregnancy Brain Funny Quotes #1713699

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