Bozos Quotes

#1. These are the bozos. They are graspers and self-promoters, shameless resume padders, people who describe themselves as "product marketing professionals," "growth hackers," "creative rockstar interns," and "public speakers.

Dan Lyons

#2. It is sometimes argued that one of the benefits of legalizing addictive drugs is that they could be taxed, and the government revenues enhanced. From this perspective, this would be the only valid case against legalization.

Walter Block

#3. Time isn't made of anything. It is an abstraction. Just a meaning that we impose upon motion.

Anne Carson

#4. Surely if we have learned anything from the history of morals it is that the thing to do with a moral quandary is not to hide it.

H. L. A. Hart

#5. You live in the age of interdependence. Borders don't count for much or stop much, good or bad, anymore.

William J. Clinton

#6. Inoculate yourself from dangerous bozos.

Guy Kawasaki

#7. We're all bozos on the bus, so we might as well sit back and enjoy the ride. - WAVY GRAVY

Elizabeth Lesser

#8. In prayer we can approach God with complete assurance of His ability to answer us. There is no limit to what we can ask, if it is according to His will.

John F. Walvoord

#9. Books are a way of saying: This room seems to have more than its fair share of bozos in it.

Joe Queenan

#10. Treason is a blow that comes unexpectedly. If you know your heart well, it will never be able to do that to you. Because you'll know its dreams and wishes, and will know how to deal with them.

Paulo Coelho

#11. One firm takeaway from all our interviews with women is that most dudes out there are straight-up bozos.

Aziz Ansari

#12. A city is not an accident but the result of coherent visions and aims.

Leon Krier

#13. I really haven't liked the commercialization of mountaineering, particularly of Mt. Everest. By paying $65,000, you can be conducted to the summit by a couple of good guides.

Edmund Hillary

#14. (You) don't leave the chicken to watch the feed.

Pat Conroy

#15. Apple CEO Steve Jobs used to talk about a phenomenon called a "bozo explosion," by which a company's mediocre early hires rise up through the ranks and end up running departments. The bozos now must hire other people, and of course they prefer to hire bozos.

Dan Lyons

#16. I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.

Larry David

#17. I wanted to start a proper academy and recruit juniors from all over Pakistan following my retirement after the World Open in 1993 but there was no support.

Jahangir Khan

#18. Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid?

Eminem

#19. You're a very good person who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.

Brene Brown

#20. Falling in love with a house or a car or a pair of shoes, it was a dead end. You save your love for the things that can love you back.

David Wong

#21. I am a Reagan Republican.

Roger Stone

#22. We're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

Wavy Gravy

#23. What stuns me most about contemporary politics is not even that the system has been so badly corrupted by money. It is that so few people get the connection between their lives and what the bozos do in Washington and our state capitols.

Molly Ivins