Blooper Quotes

#1. Oh God, I heart him so much.

Robin Benway

#2. A war with Pakistan would be an utter disaster.

Noam Chomsky

#3. There's a reason people love watching blooper reels of actors falling about laughing.

Mathew Baynton

#4. When we're on set, we kind of joke around, and when we're rehearsing, we change up the scenes and make each other laugh. We lighten up the mood. The blooper reel is going to be amazing on 'New Moon.'

Kellan Lutz

#5. The reign of God is his reign over all things.

Lesslie Newbigin

#6. What is it men cannot be made to believe!

Thomas Jefferson

#7. I picture her laughing at the pain and suffering of others. I bet she masturbates to blooper reels, disaster films and tragedies.

Nikki Sex

#8. Are we, like, having a conversation?"
"Did you just, like, ask me for advice and listen with an open mind? If so, then yes, I would call this a conversation

Karen Marie Moning

#9. In the '50s, to appropriate was a real no-no. However, once you go from Duchamp to Jasper Johns to Warhol, appropriation becomes not only a common thing to do, but possibly the central way of working in the era we call postmodernism.

Irving Sandler

#10. Lenin, Stalin, and Mao slaughtered even more tens of millions in the name of equality than Hitler murdered in the name of inequality.

Steve Sailer

#11. Perm in your hair or even a curly weave,
Wichya New Edition Bobby Brown button on your sleeve.
I tell you come here, you say, 'Meet me half way,'
Cause brothers been popping that game all day.

LL Cool J

#12. Just so you know. I fucking loved you. I fucking loved the daylights out of you.

Andrea Portes

#13. Being a Christian is less about cautiously avoiding sin than about courageously and actively doing God's will.

Eric Metaxas

#14. I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.

Craig Ferguson

#15. Depending on how he gripped the ball and how hard he threw it, Satchel Paige had pitches that included the bat-dodger, the two-hump blooper, the four-day creeper, the dipsy-do, the Little Tom, the Long Tom, the bee ball, the wobbly ball, the hurry-up ball and the nothin' ball.

Buck O'Neil

#16. If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.

Bob Saget

#17. Now that I know how supermarket meat is made, I regard eating it as a somewhat risky proposition. I know how those animals live and what's on their hides when they go to slaughter, so I don't buy industrial meat.

Michael Pollan

#18. In the woods waits the only person with whom I can be myself. Gale. I can feel the muscles in my face relaxing, my pace quickening as I climb the hills

Suzanne Collins

#19. It is not a scientific proposition to determine that some cultures lack political power because they show nothing similar to what is found in our culture. It is instead the sign of a certain conceptual poverty.

Pierre Clastres

#20. You either mellow at 30, or your head explodes - take your choice.

Laurell K. Hamilton