Bladder Control Quotes

#1. If breakups are like deaths, then ex sightings are like seeing a ghost: you feel goose bumps, near loss of bladder control, and the sensation of your heart bursting in your throat. The distinction is that the ex is alive.

Daria Snadowsky

#2. At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control

Josh Stern

#3. Sometimes the most beautiful things are in front of our eyes, and we don't even notice because we're either too busy or too afraid to take a closer look.

Katja Michael

#4. I think that we need to change the culture, not blame the people that are playing the only game that exists.

Gloria Steinem

#5. No one escapes the wilderness on the way to the promised land.

Annie Dillard

#6. When you find that it fails to respond adequately to your buying you don't need any better tip to sell.

Edwin Lefevre

#7. Stephanie had no problem doing what she
was told, just so long as she was given a good reason why she
should.

Derek Landy

#8. Right now I'm so old that if I had a big gush of money, I don't know what I'd do with it. I don't travel anymore. I don't need anything, don't want anything. I'd give it to my son, I guess, and let him enjoy it.

Jack Vance

#9. He paints a dolphin in the woods, a boar in the waves.

Horace

#10. I happened to think of something. I knowed mighty well that a drownded man don't float on his back, but on his face. So I knowed, then, that this warn't pap, but a woman dressed up in a man's clothes. So

Mark Twain

#11. Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven.

Charles Williams

#12. As a kid, I wanted to be the person running from the monster. I also wanted to be the person saving people from the monster. I wanted to be a superhero.

Ray Santiago

#13. The Biology of Hope and the Healing Power of the Human Spirit,

Brian L. Weiss

#14. So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder.

Rita Mae Brown

#15. It's all perfect, this Universe we are in. Slow down and enjoy it all.

Wayne Dyer