Top 30 Bizarro's Quotes
#2. I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.
Chris Rock
#4. Waking up to you is like ... presents on Christmas morning."
His mouth curved. "For your convenience, I'm already unwrapped. Batteries not required.
Sylvia Day
#5. I'm not going to be one of those amputees who dances and everyone finds inspiring. I'm not inspiring. I'm just me.
Katherine Locke
#6. Maybe down the road, I can see myself being part of the creative process, but acting is definitely my first and true love.
Fiona Gubelmann
#7. Don't do lunchmeat, kids. Bologna. Not even once.
Jon Konrath
#8. Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives.
Jerry Seinfeld
#9. The day Mother Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? killed Father The Outlaw Josey Wales, they were arguing again about the Pre-Reddening game of Major League Baseball.
Nick DiChario
#10. If I had to sum up my philosophy of fuckness in a few words so I could cram it on a bumper sticker or t-shirt, those were the words I would have chosen: "Fuck it.
Andersen Prunty
#12. The women I know who are happiest today are the ones who have close female friends. Maybe that's true of men, too, but essentially it's different.
Anna Quindlen
#13. For the first time, I smelled her. I can't describe the smell. Flowery, yet somehow musty, like a beautiful woman with the soul of an old book.
Caris O'Malley
#14. There are many dark corners in the many universes. Don't continue on if you are afraid to explore the dark, brutal and absurd
David Agranoff
#15. Acting was definitely half of what I loved about storytelling and about theater. So, when I get a chance to do a cameo in a show or do a movie, it's a lot of fun and it's always great stepping outside of yourself and either playing a bizarro version of yourself or playing a character.
Josh Groban
#17. She whipped her tentacles away from his fingers decapitating the dead lobster-dog and its body fell from the ceiling fan.
Athena Villaverde
#18. My task was to show the psychologists that it is possible to apply physiological knowledge to the phenomena of psychical life.
Ivan Sechenov
#19. his career had just taken a great leap forward, he was going to pee in his chief's toilet.
Jose Saramago
#20. Carlton Mellick III is one of bizarro fiction's most talented practitioners, a virtuoso of the surreal, science fictional tale.
Cory Doctorow
#21. With this blistering salvo of poetic gutshots Lawson has proven himself Bizarro's true bard, its mad laureate. Switching from dark whimsy to retina-blast shock to political outrage without missing a beat, The Troublesome Amputee is a powerful collection of pitch-black verse.
Jeremy Robert Johnson
#22. History is full of religious wars; but, we must take care to observe, it was not the multiplicity of religions that produced these wars, it was the intolerating spirit which animated that one which thought she had the power of governing.
Montesquieu
#23. The only thing I could figure was most people were so fucking self-righteous they liked to destroy others' wills so they felt like their own petty lives had some sense of purpose.
Andersen Prunty
#24. I have so much respect for policy makers and diplomats, but I could never be a politician because of the way they dress!
Azita Ghanizada
#26. Animal rights is a serious subject, but I do my best to find humor where I can, and I have some great help: there are almost two hundred cartoons included in the book, including dozens from the brilliant Bizarro strip.
Karen Dawn
#27. Never underestimate the role pretension plays when it comes to creating euphemistic language.
George Carlin
#28. You can make contact with people all day but it only seems fulfilling when it's with someone you truly enjoy.
Andersen Prunty
#29. The girl slid into the back seat of the town car, tugging at the hem of her dress like she was afraid she might leave a stain on the upholstery.
John McNee
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