Birthday Surprise Quotes

#1. I want your loves to be multiple. I don't want you to be a snob about anything. Anything you love, you do it.

Ray Bradbury

#2. Perry, the manager, had come up with him, in trousers and bathrobe. He was a stout, jovial-looking man ordinarily, but right now he was only stout.
("The Room With Something Wrong")

Cornell Woolrich

#3. I've never had a surprise birthday party. I've had every other type of surprise. I've had surprise beatings, surprise drug tests, surprise daughter I think.

Dave Attell

#4. Many massacres have happened when people yell surprise! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle's 50th birthday party. I was there, man! How many more people gotta die?

Christopher Titus

#5. Remember that even though the dream may be an illusion, the dreaming is always real.

B.E. Scully

#6. Philosophers ought to aspire to know lots of different things and to forge useful synthetic perspectives.

Philip Kitcher

#7. I have a farm and I love it there. There's really nothing to do, but even watching the chickens, its fun.

Salma Hayek

#8. If we begin to stop spewing the negative and really move into using our voices and our pens and our abilities that we have to reach millions of people to the positive, we can make a difference in the world.

Stevie Wonder

#9. I wanted it to be a surprise. I wanted to catch him as a sort of late birthday present. Because your party...well, it kinda sucked, and you deserve to get something you really want for your birthday. Something other than death, horror, and mayhem.

Rachel Vincent

#10. Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.

David Letterman

#11. I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Ruth Warrick

#12. Have you inspired someone today by your actions?

Tony Curl

#13. Dust into Dust, and under Dust to lie, Sans Wine, sans Song, sans Singer, and-sans End!

Omar Khayyam

#14. And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Wanda Sykes

#15. I think that Diwata does not fit that mold. She's loud, she's a huge personality, she's imposing. I don't know if I'm the same thing in that sense, but what gives me the joy in playing her is the total rejection of needing to fit in. It's so inspiring.

Sarah Steele

#16. To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.

Lionel Blue

#17. Discovery consists not in seeking new lands, but in seeing with new eyes.

Marcel Proust

#18. Yeah, I know," he agreed. "It was a surprise," he admitted. "I mean, who the hell would have expected a ninety-seven-year-old man to just up and die?" Bill's dad had indeed been only three years from his one-hundredth birthday when he shocked everyone by waking up dead one morning.

Hope Jahren

#19. What do you most want for your birthday picnic, Admiral?" Taken by surprise, he answered honestly: "No casualties.

Lois McMaster Bujold

#20. So when the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never,
Because the dance with the devil might last you forever.

Immortal Technique

#21. This was about as much fun as a surprise birthday party, which Hunter ranked alongside boats that sank.' (Hunter)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#22. I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings.

Ron Ben-Israel

#23. When a guy says, "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," he means "Don't make a fuss over my birthday". When we say "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," we mean "Give me a surprise party. Do something lavish. Just don't tell everyone my age."

Joy Browne

#24. Some men profess a great deal; but we must not believe any one unless we see that his deeds answer to what he says.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#25. If you catch me lying, it's probably because I'm about to surprise someone for their birthday, or hide away the specific details about a company getaway to a strange but amazing place.

Ryan Holmes

#26. The age which we live in is not suited to idle complacency or to pleasant dreams of past greatness.

Vincent Massey

#27. You moved too much like a hunter, padding silently next to the row of plastic plants as you made your line toward me.

Lucy Christopher

#28. Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.

Margaret Cho