Beste Russe Quotes

#1. Suffering is humbling. It pays to know how to get your butt kicked.

Christopher McDougall

#2. I've never known anyone who was what he or she seemed; or at least, was only what he or she seemed. People carry worlds within them.

Neil Gaiman

#3. I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on that.

Jeff Dunham

#4. Chess is far too complex to be definitively solved with any technology we can conceive of today. However, our looked-down-upon cousin, checkers, or draughts, suffered this fate quite recently thanks to the work of Jonathan Schaeffer at the University of Alberta and his unbeatable program Chinook.

Garry Kasparov

#5. Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!

Russell Howard

#6. Getting a group of rowdy, blue-collar workers together in one room and putting in a tape that shows a guy in a leisure suit putting his hand on his secretary's ass and you've got complete and total anarchy, ladies and gentleman.

Tara Sivec

#7. People have been calling us, guys on other teams, a few of the other Twins

Matthew LeCroy

#8. There is no literature anymore, there are just single books that arrive in bookstores, just as letters, newspapers, advertising pamphlets arrive in mailboxes.

Tonu Onnepalu

#9. Of all the gifts bestowed by nature on human beings, hearty laughter must be close to the top.

Norman Cousins

#10. More dragons incoming...

Julie Kagawa

#11. I am always anxious.

Alain De Botton

#12. I actually got really petrified by the thought of people seeing me.

Andy Partridge

#13. I think we use God's word. I think the principles that you hear Dr. Phil and some of those others talk about many times are right out of the Bible.

Joel Osteen