Best Stig Quotes

#1. He looked up at Stig and Hal. 'Told you this one was a keeper.' Lydia flushed as the two boys smiled. 'Shut up. You make sure you do your stuff with those two overgrown dinner bowls you call shields.

John Flanagan

#2. Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he's called the Stig.

Jeremy Clarkson

#3. Be accurate, be balanced, and be careful (the ABCs) when selecting a future growth rate.

Stig Brodersen

#4. All those days that came and went, little did I know that they were life.

Stig H. Johansson

#5. No one is ready for a thing until he believes he can acquire it.

Napoleon Hill

#6. As I sat alone at the computer hour after hour it seemed I was learning "computers." In fact, I was learning culture.

Virginia Heffernan

#7. Does fidelity even have any meaning in cases where it's not absolute? And what value does it have if it's going to be violated someday anyway? The smallest crimes are the largest. By perpetrating them you demonstrate that you are capable of anything.

Stig Saeterbakken

#8. Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he's called the Stig.

Jeremy Clarkson

#9. Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is he's called the Stig.

Jeremy Clarkson

#10. If you even *need* a government, added Stig, you are a life-form flawed beyond redemption.

Jasper Fforde

#11. The strange part about a person's lack of trust is that it often comes from not trusting themselves.

David W. Earle

#12. But then comes a time when forgetting isn't possible. And I do mean a particular time when no amount of dreaming, not then and maybe not ever, can change how naked and unimportant we become in our own eyes.

Stig Dagerman

#13. I must confess that I'm not a great reader. At the moment I'm reading my son's 'Stig of the Dump' by Clive King and I've got a plant catalogue on the go.

Sophie Thompson

#14. Journalism is the art of coming too late as early as possible. I'll never master that.

Stig Dagerman

#15. Welcome to Shelter Bay,' he said to Stig. 'Is that what it's called?' Hal gave him a tired grin. 'It is now'.

John Flanagan

#16. Stig: 'Of course, she'll sail rings around Wolfswind,'
Hal: 'Then why didn't you tell him that?'
Stig: 'I like my head where it is.

John Flanagan

#17. I originally started off as a healer before I came to Hollywood.

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

#18. You never know what is waiting for you around the corner. You start the day with the fairest prospects, and before nightfall everything is as rocky and ding-basted as stig tossed full of doodlegammon.

P.G. Wodehouse

#19. The more you believe in the power of thought, and the more you listen to your breath, the greater changes you can create in your life.

Stig Avall Severinsen

#20. My parents were music lovers and collectors. It was around.

Boz Scaggs

#21. It's one thing to keep secrets. It's quite another to lie.

Franny Billingsley

#22. I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader.

Eoin Colfer