Best Secret Santa Quotes

#1. Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn't exist ... First you're slightly disappointed, and then you're happy because you're in on the secret

Ben Mitchell

#2. I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.

David Cross

#3. Fear unchecked grows exponentially. Love poured forth has the power to remove it. Thus is the power of God in our lives

Marianne Williamson

#4. You know what? From now on, I think I'm going to call you Mister Christmas.

Fern Michaels

#5. For each man there awaits ... a particular image capable of annihilating the entire universe.

Louis Aragon

#6. I have found that living with faith in an unseen world requires constant effort.

Philip Yancey

#7. Ideological and political intolerance, even with the best and most sincere intentions, produces results that are the direct opposite of those intended.

Mikhail Gorbachev

#8. Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.

Chelsea Handler

#9. The gift from my Secret Santa wasn't anything special. That makes me sad. I bet you anything that Mary Elizabeth is my Secret Santa because only she would give me socks.

Stephen Chbosky

#10. I can't stand the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard!

Hugh Jackman

#11. Alexander Knight, Secret Santa is Black Velvet..." I chuckle, "Don't forget the Dark Prince." "I don't even know where to begin". "Don't worry, Princess I'll take it from here.

Kaye P. Hallows

#12. If your team is constantly chasing its own tail and putting out fires instead of having time to sit down and experiment, learn new things, and apply them in a manner that makes them stick, you don't have enough time to learn.

Roy Osherove

#13. It was that magical time of year, a time to enjoy and cherish those whom she loved so dearly.

Fern Michaels

#14. She blinked once, then twice, and yet again, sure what she viewed was just another part of this fantasy world that she had stepped into when her feet touched the green grass of Ireland.

Fern Michaels

#15. She stared at the castle. She had actually been summoned to a castle. A week before Christmas.

Fern Michaels