Top 15 Best Sarcastic Love Quotes
#1. Understand that I am even ignored by the opposite sex on the internet.
Vann Chow
#3. Your middle name might be discreet, but mine is resourceful, Darling.
Ella Dominguez
#4. And I know I'm sarcastic and defensive and I make a joke out of everything and am highly resistant to anything that reeks of sentimental corniness, but I'm giving you my heart anyway because being with you feels like home, and I know you won't break it.
Shauna Cross
#5. You're just a huge romantic at heart, aren't you?"
"If there's cash involved, I'm anything you want me to be.
Jasper Fforde
#6. Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.
Ljupka Cvetanova
#7. Wes is Wes," Alastair said. "One in every family. I love him, but I think of him as a sarcastic pet.
John Scalzi
#8. i have to love myself more than i love him, in order to leave him.
Kay M. Rutherford
#9. If this constant bitter disappointment was love, then I was perfectly fine not to have anything to do with it.
Vann Chow
#10. Mr. Sand, do you think it's possible to fall in love in the space of a single day?"
He smiled. "I wouldn't know. I only fall in love at night. Never lasts beyond breakfast, though.
Tessa Dare
#12. I'm sure you heard a lot of sarcastic remarks when you first arrived, but by the time I got there, to everyone else you were just a part of the party. But unlike everyone else, you were the whole reason I came.
Jay Asher
#13. He didn't look like the same person who picked me up this morning. Noah
sarcastic, distant, untouchable Noah
cared. And that made him real.
Michelle Hodkin
#14. Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats.
Rucy Ban
#15. I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.
Hector Hugh Munro
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