Best Red Hood Quotes

#1. He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

James Finn Garner

#2. William glanced at her sword. His upper lip rose, showing her his teeth. My, my, Lord Bill, what big fangs you have. That was all right. She wasn't Red Riding Hood, she wasn't scared, and her grandmother could curse his ass so hard, he wouldn't know which way was up for a week.

Ilona Andrews

#3. A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.
She said, 'Hello, and do please note
My lovely furry wolfskin coat.

Roald Dahl

#4. Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?

Bill Watterson

#5. Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. You're everything a big bad wolf could want.

Sam The Sham

#6. Extraordinarily, I was up in the cemetery in Derry City, and I had a red cape on with a fur hood as a little girl, when a gun battle broke out between the IRA and the British Army, and I got caught in the crossfire.

Roma Downey

#7. He's the path lined with wildflowers, And I'm Red Riding Hood. I've been warned, but I just can't resist the blossom and perfume that calls me over.

Liz Reinhardt

#8. And with her hair, so red, she'd caught my eye ... My little red riding hood.

Kenya Wright

#9. And then he rushed off, like a knight in shining armor, leaving the party and one very unhappy Little Skanky Red Riding Hood behind.

J. Lynn

#10. I read the story of Red Riding Hood today. I think the wolf was the most interesting character in it. Red Riding Hood was a stupid little thing so easily fooled.

L.M. Montgomery

#11. Some moments I believed Max could've easily been Red Riding Hood's wolf. But she probably would have liked it.

Shannon Delany

#12. There's so many versions of 'Red Riding Hood.' It goes back 700 years.

Catherine Hardwicke

#13. Evil Dead film sounds like the Red Hood, but this time the bad red hood.

Deyth Banger

#14. Many bowdlerized versions indicated a Victorian-minded censorship, which feared that Little Red Riding Hood might some day break out, become a Bohemian, and live in the woods with the wolf.

Jack D. Zipes

#15. Oh, my goodness gracious! I've been bamboozled!

-Jason Todd

Judd Winick

#16. Of course you aren't scared of me. I'm not the wolf. You are.

Stylo Fantome

#17. He fell into step beside me and we both got into the Blue Beetle - he got in the red door. I got in the white one, and we peered out over the grey hood[ ... ]

Jim Butcher

#18. With fingers weary and worn, With eyelids heavy and red, A woman sat in unwomanly rags, Plying her needle and thread.

Thomas Hood

#19. Since I was a little kid, I did like fairy tale. I did dress up like Little Red Riding Hood. My mom had to make me a cape.

Catherine Hardwicke

#20. Red Riding Hood is not a fairy tale, but rather a universal story about courage and growing up

Sarah Blakley-Cartwright

#21. Soon the Boggy Mun would open up shop. I wore no cloak and had no pockets. I carried my knife and salt in a basket. Little Red Riding Hood, skipping off into the woods. And whom will she meet?
Why, her own self, of course: the wolf.

Franny Billingsley

#22. Little Red Riding Hood drove me nuts; she should have pulled a gun out of her handbag and just shot the damn wolf.

N.L. Wilson

#23. As I said, it wasn't even a gay thing. But it made me think how hard some kids have it with their families. Me, I could show up as Lady GaGa dressed as Little Red Riding Hood, and Mom would be like, "How was your day, honey?" That's just not the case for most kids.

Bill Konigsberg

#24. Now why do I feel like Little Red Riding Hood?" Daisy asked.
Trav flashed a toothy smile and lunged for her neck. She squealed and squirmed, but he held on and chomped gently down her neck.
She smacked his arm because she liked that a little too much. "Back off, Big Bad Wolf.

Kylie Gilmore

#25. The first thriller ever? It was probably one from 1697. It was called 'Little Red Riding Hood.'

Ashwin Sanghi

#26. What the fuck is legal in this universe? Stars eat each other, wolves eat the pigs, and Grandma fucks over Little Red Riding Hood.

Rawi Hage

#27. Little Red Riding Hood sure is looking good.

Trista Jaszczak

#28. Maid Marion, who said to Robin Hood, I will not live in a house with a Little John. Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

#29. Jason Todd. AKA Red Hood. Former Robin. Died nobly. Came back a bit less noble.

Tom King

#30. One day the grandmother presented the little girl with a red velvet riding hood; and as it fitted her very well, she would never wear anything else; and so she was called Little Red Riding Hood.

Jacob Grimm