Top 5 James Finn Garner Quotes

#1. He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

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#2. While the archetype of the tinker is generally the whipping person in classical bedtimes stories, this particular individual was a tinker by trade and just happened to be economically disadvantaged.

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#3. Alas, if worth be based on beauty,
Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.

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#4. Red Riding Hood screamed, not out of alarm at the wolf's apparent tendency toward cross-dressing, but because of his willful invasion of her personal space.

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#5. The emperor is naked!"
The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasant shouted:
"No, he isn't. The emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!

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