Best Preseason Quotes

#1. There is a continuum of values between the churches and the general community. What distinguishes the handling of these values in the churches is mainly the heavier dosage of religious vocabulary involved.

Peter L. Berger

#2. If you salt a chicken the day before cooking, it starts to break down the cell structure of the meat and allows it to take on more flavor and actually helps it to stay more moist. Same goes for a steak, a pork chop. A lot of people brine; we preseason.

Michael Symon

#3. Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

Charles Barkley

#4. We know who is out there as far as available quarterbacks, but in reality, no one would be more prepared or capable as a No. 2 at this point than Dan. He got more snaps in the preseason than any of our quarterbacks and continues to get better.

Steve Mariucci

#5. I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

Trey Parker

#6. My first scene was a streaking scene, I had to streak at a footy game, that's how I get introduced.

Ben Nicholas

#7. As D. H. Lawrence said, I am not a mechanism.

John Eldredge

#8. In NFL preseason, the coaches don't use 10% of the playbook. They don't game plan. They do nothing. They don't give anything away for the regular season. They try to get everybody safely through it without anybody getting hurt.

Rush Limbaugh

#9. Preseason game plans are always about fundamentals and playing football. You're not trying to out-scheme anybody, you're just trying to beat people and out-execute people. That's what's fun to me.

Matt Flynn

#10. I'm quite sure we'll find one another, in a place better than this, a time filled with us.

Tegan Quin

#11. Know how to treat frostbite until you can get indoors.

Marilyn Vos Savant

#12. Any game is important to me. At Boston College, when I went out for the spring games, I wanted to win. Maybe it is more important than other preseason games. It's just that everyone is expecting a lot from me in my first week of professional football. I want to confirm my expectations.

Doug Flutie

#13. In the preseason, in the month of October, I work out almost every day, lifting weights for 20 or 30 minutes, and then during the season I usually lift weights twice a week, sometimes a little more.

Steve Nash

#14. Preseason football is hard to evaluate. It's never going to be clean for the quarterbacks. You have to overcome the ugly plays and be productive. It's a component of leadership that is necessary. The guys that make it in the league survive that.

Mike McCarthy

#15. All men are created equal. Some work harder in preseason.

Emmitt Smith

#16. I don't care if it's a preseason game or not. You want to win.

Tarvaris Jackson

#17. I love preseason games. They are fun to me because you get to go out there with guys that are on the NFL field for the first time and playing against guys who are going to be on the field for the first time.

Matt Flynn

#18. In preseason camp, there are no friends. when newcomers arrive trying to take not only your job, but maybe your best friend's job, you work together to try to help each other. Everyone is an outsider until you're given a uniform.

Sue Wicks

#19. I like having those preseason games and exhibitions to really get ready for the regular season and get yourself off to a good start.

Patrick Kane

#20. If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle.

William H. McRaven

#21. Thank you ... preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering. I appreciate it. Thank you.

Jimmy Fallon

#22. I think that that Davis Cup final made me much stronger mentally. And this preseason, I was working really hard. So today, I was really believing in myself that I can win the match anyway, that I'm going to five sets. That's so important, no, believe in yourself.

Fernando Verdasco

#23. We had a great preseason. The guys responded with what coach (George Karl) wanted early on in pace of the game, togetherness and defensive intensity. We've improved in those areas with a couple of setbacks, but we've improved each game.

Scott Brooks

#24. I think the preseason helps a lot, just to feel a little bit about the speed of the game.

Andrew Luck

#25. I'm a season kind of guy - not the preseason but the regular season.

Shaquille O'Neal

#26. I'm glad we were able to win this last one. I saw some good things tonight, ... It's just preseason, but we ran the ball good. I'm happy about that, and the first-team offense was pretty sharp.

Bill Parcells