Top 34 Best Mustache Sayings
#1. He stood there as I walked on. Never trust a man with a perfectly-trimmed mustache ...
#2. The man in the middle was short and stocky, with swarthy skin and a black mustache that drooped almost to his chin. A colorful Mexican serape was draped across his saddle, and he wore a straw sombrero with an enormous brim.
#3. A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.
#4. My wit is more polished than your mustache. The truth which I speak strikes more sparks from men's hearts than your spurs do from the cobblestones.
#5. Not to get too deep on shaving my mustache, but it was kind of symbolic of, 'This is a moment of liberation, a chance to reinvent yourself.' That's kind of what I did.
#6. I may not be Hispanic, but I'm close. I'm Catholic with a mustache[]
#7. Biology textbooks tell you the opposite action of sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous systems. One produces cold, blue-white anger, the other flushed apoplexy. Roy's was the pink sort. He was a big blonde man, with Viking bristle to eyebrows and mustache.
#8. Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.
#9. The style of mustache I have is called a Hungarian, and you need a certain type of viscosity in the wax to make it work.
#10. We're taking it a hundred miles north.
That's a hundred miles closer to where you are.
I've decided units and measurements of distance are bullshit.
With you there are only two distances that matter:
Here.
Not here.
You are not here.
#11. Krawg's vulturebeak nose twitched in the middle of the few undisciplined whiskers that grew where a mustache did not.
#12. It was my mustache that landed jobs for me. In those silent-film days it was the mark of a villain. When I realized they had me pegged as a foreign nobleman type I began to live the part, too. I bought a pair of white spats, an ascot tie and a walking stick.
#13. Have a care how you speak to me, Imp. Doubtless he meant to sound threatening, but that absurd wisp of a mustache ruined the effect.
#14. I finally made up my mind that I would neither disclaim the black race nor claim the white race; but that I would change my name, raise a mustache, and let the world take me for what it would; that it was not necessary for me to go about with a label of inferiority pasted across my forehead.
#15. I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school.
#16. In the best works of fiction, there's no mustache-twirling villain. I try to write shows where even the bad guy's got his reasons.
#17. They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.
#18. Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.
#19. I would quite like to play a big concert as Freddie Mercury. I can't sing that great and I haven't yet found a use for the over large size of my teeth. I quite fancy a mustache like that and he was such a great showman.
#20. But it was Valentine. I saw him. In fact, he had the Sword with him when he came down to the cells and taunted me through the bars. It was like a bad movie, except he didn't actually twirl his mustache. - Jace Wayland
#21. In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.
#22. Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.
#23. The row was actually about everything in creation, but it had for its subject of the moment the boy's mustache.
#24. There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache.
#25. Looking for peace is like looking for a turtle with a mustache: You won't be able to find it. But when your heart is ready, peace will come looking for you.
#26. He sips his drink and it leaves his handlebar mustache dripping like a cattle dog come outta a river.
#27. Oh! Do not excite yourself. Shall I say that he interested me because he was trying to grow a mustache and as yet the result is poor." Poirot stroked his own magnificent mustache tenderly. "It is an art," he murmured, "the growing of the mustache! I have sympathy for all who attempt it.
#28. Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.
#29. Gu himself presides over the room- a genial, noisy man with the widest, jauntiest, must luxuriant and ambitious mustache I have ever seen, permanently fighting gravity and the razor in its attempts to make contact with Gu's eyebrows.
#30. Requests for mustache rides were the big common theme, around the time of the release of the season. People were saying how much they hated him, obviously, and how they would kill him or choke him. There were just all kinds of things. You name it, I got it.
#31. His fair landlady was in despair. She would most willingly have made M. d'Artagnan her husband
such a handsome man, and such a fierce mustache!
#32. I want to see Brian Williams with no irony wearing a mustache.
#33. I had decided to be a magician well before I decided to be a writer. I was the little boy who would get up on-stage and do magic wearing a fake mustache, which would fall off during the performance. I'm still trying to perform those tricks. Now I do it with writing.
#34. Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away.
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