Best Man At My Wedding Quotes

#1. Jody Hill, who I created 'Eastbound And Down' and 'Fist Foot Way' with, was my best man at my wedding.

Danny McBride

#2. I was the best man at my younger brother's wedding and at the time part of my roast to him was I appreciated that he's done the only profession that makes me look good, running a used car dealership.

David Plouffe

#3. Never trust a man who brings a hundred soldiers to a wedding

Sebastien De Castell

#4. A story must be exceptional enough to justify its telling. We storytellers are all ancient mariners, and none of us is justified in stopping wedding guests, unless he has something more unusual to relate than the ordinary experiences of every average man and woman.

Thomas Hardy

#5. Never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring ... the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring

Jodi Picoult

#6. Give a man a finger, he'll put a wedding ring on it!

Ljupka Cvetanova

#7. Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.

Phyllis Diller

#8. Dear Alec, As your best friend and parabatai, I am offended not to have been asked to be your best man at the wedding. Et tu, Brutus. -Jace Alec , he really is upset. He hasn't washed his hair in three days. -Clary

Cassandra Clare

#9. It would be worth all this misery Bowen had had to endure, and more, to destroy the man who had murdered his parents, raped and killed his virgin bride at their wedding feast,

Shanna Murchison

#10. Cole should have known better. This man had probably tied down his wife and forced the wedding ring on her hand. He

Alessandra Torre

#11. A wedding is a celebration of marriage, of an institution ordained by God at the creation of man, to be entered into with solemnity as well as with joy.

Elisabeth Elliot

#12. I would advise no man to marry who is not likely to propagate understanding.

Samuel Johnson

#13. A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss.

Evan Esar

#14. Clair watched the young man pour Paul's Scotch with a previously unseen professionalism. Her wedding ring, her gentle brush-offs, and her outright rejection had been minor obstacles compared to the big no of another man kissing her cheek.

Karin Slaughter

#15. Behind every clever man is an even cleverer woman.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#16. A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself

W.E.B. Du Bois