Best Friend Funeral Quotes

#1. I'm riding beside my best friend, and I tell him, in the same offhand tone my mother had used, That's my grandfather's funeral, and he looks at me as if I'm insane.

Nick Flynn

#2. Don't you just hate it when you go to a friend's funeral and you get kidnapped?

James Patterson

#3. I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.

Groucho Marx

#4. But the truth is, real love denies self to give those we love God's best. So I said no to Collin and yes to God, and I truly believe that's why our marriage is so wonderful today. Because the Bible is clear - God honors those who honor him.

Julie Lessman

#5. I don't have general views about anything, except social injustice.

Marguerite Duras

#6. When men do the dishes, it's called helping. When women do the dishes, it is called life.

Anna Quindlen

#7. The gamble of literature is that I make the best work I can; the most truthful, the most representative of how I see things. I try and do that, and then I put it out there and say to you, 'What do you think?' I hope that you think well of it, obviously.

Salman Rushdie

#8. Birth is the start of loneliness and loneliness the start of poetry ...

Erica Jong

#9. you seldom hear, at a funeral, a friend of the deceased saying, "What do you expect, she wore L'Heure Bleue,

Luca Turin

#10. He lies below, correct in cypress wood, And entertains the most exclusive worms.

Dorothy Parker

#11. When I was in school, I was very involved with a lot of things. I was very very active. I couldn't say that I wasn't popular. I was a cheerleader when I was in junior high. I didn't make it in high school so I started a dance line.

Faith Ford

#12. I have met people that said when their friend was dying, they made them promise that their funeral would be a party without people sitting in silence and in sadness. They want to celebrate their life and the life they lived and I try to adhere to that more.

Andrew W.K.

#13. Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral are spoken too late for the man who is dead.

Ian Bannen

#14. We need to get our minds right, because right now we are behaving as if we are out of our right minds.

Carlos Wallace

#15. A friend of mine said something powerful at his grandfather's funeral. He said that the greatest lesson from his grandfather's life was that he died empty, because he accomplished everything he wanted, with no regrets. I think that, along with leaving a legacy, would be the greatest sign of success.

Marvin Sapp

#16. A person who does not believe in victory and who always doubts will never finish anything

Sunday Adelaja

#17. I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide.

Diablo Cody

#18. What you believe has more power than what you dream or wish or hope for. You become what you believe.

Oprah Winfrey

#19. I had a sort of classic moment when a friend of mine rang up and said she'd just been to a funeral, and in the middle of the eulogy, this kid had taken out the phone and had a whole proper text conversation - while everyone was weeping!

Beeban Kidron

#20. Yes, it's quite amazing how I continue to shock my mother even after all these years together

Eloisa James

#21. I find too there are few Friendships in the World Marriage-Proof; especially when the Person our Friend marries has not a Soul particularly capable of the Tenderness of that Endearment ... we may generally conclude the Marriage of a Friend to be the Funeral of a Friendship ...

Katherine Philips

#22. I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

Steven Wright

#23. Fuck you. Hunter (I decided not to call him Liam anymore - Liam was a nice name for a nice guy, and it didn't fit this bastard at all) glanced at his friend, then rubbed a hand over his face. For a minute he looked tired. Jackass. I was going to laugh at his funeral.

Joanna Wylde

#24. Nobody really wants to be your friend when they discover that you work with dead people.

Rebecca McNutt

#25. Happiness is just a priest who reads us words of consolation while we walk up the steps to the hangman.

William H Gass

#26. If you put pussy willows in water, they'll blossom and then die. Just put them in the vase alone, and they'll stay beautiful forever.

Lois Lowry