Benny Bellamacina Quotes

#1. Time changes everything, nothing changes time

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#2. Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours

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#3. If you can hear the birds singing, you're in the right place

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#4. It's free to feed your mind and your mind feeds your body

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#5. You can change your mind, don't let your mind change you

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#6. When you can't think clearly, climb to the top of your thoughts

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#7. I was going to shave this morning but mislaid my chin

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#8. When you've got everything and think you've got nothing you've actually got less

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#9. A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine.

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#10. Everyone's face is odd, because we only get one.

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#11. Material wealth can be bad for your health.
Because when you're in the soil it'll make your blood boil,
that you couldn't keep it all for your self.

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#12. If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way

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#13. When you reach the middle of your career ladder, turn it the other way around and slide down to the top

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#14. If you're going to buy a castle, make sure you get on the property extension ladder.

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#15. When the loneliest place on earth is in your mind, move out!

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#16. If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.

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#17. Never make an excuse for going to the pub, save it for leaving.

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#18. If you can make it down to the pub, the pub will make it up to you.

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#19. Living in the fast lane is great as long as you remember where the slip roads are

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#20. Your never over the hill to find true love because sometimes, that's where it is

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#21. Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people

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#22. If you can't make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead

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#23. The important thing to remember is not to forget

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#24. If your dreams seem to be drifting away, wake up!

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#25. The English summer is never far away; it's just above the clouds.

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#26. I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind.

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#27. Facing the backside of the future is the only way to move forward

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#28. The life we're given is on a thread, so wear it well.

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#29. Being kind is not hereditary

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#30. Never worry if you're excluded from the circle, sometimes it's full of squares.

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#31. The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work.

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#32. If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler

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#33. If you're given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.

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#34. Never say no to now

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#35. The quickest way to the top, is getting off your bottom

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#36. You can print a book, unfortunately you can't print the audience

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#37. There's no greater show on earth than observing human nature

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#38. If your dreams are to hard to achieve, just achieve

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#39. Is it best to be a dysfunctional human being or a human un-being ?

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#40. Avoid being narrow-minded; it's a fat world.

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#41. You can't help who you are, but you can change who you want to be.

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#42. You don't need a big pen to write a tall story

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#43. Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand.

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#44. Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes

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#45. Want less, live more

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#46. When an artist friend of mine explained she was working her way up the creative ladder, I asked if she would kindly paint the front of my house on the way up.

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#47. When plan A and plan B are the same, plan C becomes irrelevant.

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#48. Everything you've ever wanted is only ever a smile away

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#49. We're all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even

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#50. Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July

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#51. Age may catch up with you, just never let it over take you.

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#52. Your mind will never be dull, if you remember there is never enough to learn for it to be to full.

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#53. You can't always be right, but you can be wrong a lot less

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#54. My philosophical heart will not judge thee

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#55. There's only one person to blame for lack of self confidence

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#56. We're on a planet, relax!

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#57. I've been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff

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#58. Cheapen words and they'll cheapen you

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#59. If you can't get everyone on your side, make sure they're right behind you.

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#60. Life is a gift so rap up your troubles and throw them away.

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#61. Always skip to the pub to enjoy your barley and hops

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#62. Better to be a successful failure, than to fail at success.

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#63. The ball and chain of creativity has no key

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#64. Try jogging when following your heart, it's healthier

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#65. Always let your heart sing; no musical talent needed.

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#66. Never go for a drink in London's square mile, nobody ever gets a round in.

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#67. If you wake up tired, you've been chasing dreams. If you go to bed tired, your making your dreams happen.

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#68. You can label jam, you can't label man

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#69. All the best pubs are built on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out.

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#70. Education is meaningless without manners

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#71. It's never too late to change, unless you're already fully undressed

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#72. Lifes like a painters palette, just when you've got everything worked out the colours change

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#73. If there are two straight sides to every story, they'll always be one lopsided truth.

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#74. In the big scheme of things, it's the little things that matter

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#75. Moderation is the key to old age and the doorway to boredom

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#76. It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going

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#77. Never look in the mirror when your stressed it's contagious

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#78. The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, "absolutely fine doctor, but I'm terribly lonely without myself.

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#79. I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few

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#80. If you want to leave a big mark in life, make sure you've got a bigger rubber

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#81. Hate is bait for the devil, love is the gate to god

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#82. It's important to look at the big picture of life, as long as it's not through a small screen

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#83. If the moment is everthing, then everything is time.

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#84. The more you give the less your poor

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#85. If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string

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#86. Sometimes you can miss the boat and find a new life.

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#87. The less you need, the more you live

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#88. If everyone wants to be somebody, I want to be somebody else

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#89. Best that all mischief be undertaken behind a squeaky door

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#90. You are only limited by your own imagination

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#91. When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!

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#92. Sometimes it's better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price

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#93. In the big scheme of things, a little love is all we need

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#94. Always stay one step a head, unless you're already there

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#95. When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine

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#96. A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin

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#97. Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else

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#98. Always think in circles to get your ideas around

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#99. When your diary is full and your life is empty, get a date

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#100. The best way to move forward is to stop

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