Top 33 Benny Hill Quotes
#1. Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.
A.A. Gill
#2. I love Benny Hill. He one of my favourites of aaall time. Like, the way Benny did it, he was just amazing. Just seeing how he put songs together and comedy and the timing and the sketches. He was way ahead of his time.
Snoop Dogg
#3. Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting sonnets from Benny Hill.
Julie Burchill
#4. I was always interested in comedy, like when I was 5 years old. I watched 'I Love Lucy' and 'Benny Hill.' I would always joke around with my sister. My mom was into comedy, too. She would go to the video store and get a couple of movies and some stand-up comedians' tapes.
Ron Funches
#5. I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The Office,' Neville Chamberlain.
Seth MacFarlane
#6. I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Benny Hill
#7. Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
Benny Hill
#8. Even if I were traveling with you, your trip would not be mine.
Paul Theroux
#9. The villain is always more entertaining because he has fewer limitations. The hero is bound by honor, by justice and by the law, sometimes.
Len Wein
#10. WHAT I'M TELLING YOU IS, IF YOU WANT TO DO THINGS YOUR OWN WAY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION - YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND A LITTLE COURAGE.
John Irving
#11. I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Benny Hill
#12. I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
Benny Hill
#13. Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
Benny Hill
#14. Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Benny Hill
#15. I met Charlie Trotter before I actually saw him in person; I was 24 when I first opened the pages of Charlie's cookbook 'Charlie Trotter's' and was greeted by a man I would know and admire for the next 20 years.
Marcus Samuelsson
#16. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Benny Hill
#17. That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Benny Hill
#18. The pen is mightier than the sword - It's also easier to write with!
Benny Hill
#19. Are you well? You look a trifle peaked.'
'If I do, it is because black doesn't become me. I mean to lighten my mourning, and have ordered a charming gray gown.'
'You are mistaken.'
'What, in going into half-mourning?'
'No, in thinking black does not become you.
Georgette Heyer
#20. I have friends who have had PTSD, and you can get it from other things than war.
Dito Montiel
#21. Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Benny Hill
#22. Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason ... now I have a reason.
Benny Hill
#24. Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Benny Hill
#25. All the best pubs are built on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out.
Benny Bellamacina
#26. Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
Benny Hill
#27. Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
Benny Hill
#28. In rallying every curve, every hill may be different than you thought. That makes it interesting.
Kimi Raikkonen
#30. The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Benny Hill
#31. Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Benny Hill
#32. Your never over the hill to find true love because sometimes, that's where it is
Benny Bellamacina
#33. When I started skating, it was such a small community. You didn't aspire to be rich or famous or make a career out of it because that wasn't something anyone had done yet.
Tony Hawk
