Bathing Suit Quotes

#1. We quarreled in the gray morning dew about morals; and made up over a red bathing suit.

Zelda Fitzgerald

#2. It's my job in Hollywood to find roles where I get to be a character not a bathing suit.

Amber Heard

#3. I grew up on the beach, so I'm really comfortable in a bathing suit, playing volleyball, running around.

Gigi Hadid

#4. I think we both like Crazy Anna a little more than regular Anna. It's like magic - while I was trying on the bathing suit last month, it rubbed against my butt and unleashed the Absolute Best Summer Ever Bikini Genie, granting all my wishes.

Sarah Ockler

#5. Oh, I don't wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out.

Greg Proops

#6. A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.

Craig Ferguson

#7. I don't know any woman who doesn't have an anxiety attack about wearing a bathing suit.

Vanessa Marcil

#8. When I was 13, I was in my tent at Girl Scout camp, trying to change out of my bathing suit and talking at the same time. I fell out of the tent in front of everyone with my bathing suit around my ankles. I was humiliated - but no amount of humiliation has ever seemed to stop me.

Casey Wilson

#9. When I was first pregnant, which was, let's see, in nineteen-eighty-three - I remember wearing a regular bathing suit to my in-laws' pool. It was just like a spandex one-piece, completely modest, and yet people were looking at me like it was obscene.

Heidi Murkoff

#10. He was wearing a scuba mask and snorkel set pushed off his handsome face . . . a set of flippers that slapped over the slick floor as he approached the pool's edge . . . a slingshot bathing suit that was hot pink . . . and a children's

J.R. Ward

#11. The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror of bathing suit shopping.

Cathy Guisewite

#12. I don't want to look like Daisy Duke every day. I don't want to wear a bathing suit every day.

Jessica Simpson

#13. She swam to the shallow end of the pool and stood up, yanking the shrinking top
of the bathing suit up to a more demure level.
"That's a shame," Peter Jensen's cool voice emerged from the shadows. "I was
hoping gravity would win.

Anne Stuart

#14. I was the only swimmer in movies. Tarzan was long gone, and he couldn't have done them anyway; he could never have gotten into my bathing suit.

Esther Williams

#15. You worry a lot about people staring at you, right? And then you're like, 'oh, f**k it. I'll just play a sport that requires me to wear a bathing suit, and get dunked every time I have possession of the ball.

Sarina Bowen

#16. When the tide goes out, you get to see who's swimming naked. PIMCO has had its bathing suit on for a long time

Bill Gross

#17. Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?

Scott Disick

#18. Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.

Marilyn Vos Savant

#19. I don't think anyone knew I could act until I put on a bathing suit.

Deborah Kerr

#20. She was about eighteen, wearing a two-piece red bathing suit. She had blonde hair and she was really built, so when she ran you wanted to watch.

Gil Brewer

#21. I don't normally do shoots in bikinis - I'm just not that kind of girl. But for 'Maxim' I was like, 'Bring it on!' I wanted to wear the higher heels and the skimpier bathing suit. I figured I'd go for it!

Krysten Ritter

#22. I am not the sort of woman who would wear high heels with a bathing suit. Let's get that straight right now.

Vera Wang

#23. Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life.

Conan O'Brien

#24. For the way loneliness is worse when you return to it after a reprieve - like the soul's version of putting on a wet bathing suit, clammy and miserable.

Laini Taylor

#25. it's like you're drowning and all they're worrying about is the color of your bathing suit

Anonymous

#26. There are two kinds of speeches: the Mother Hubbard speech, which, like the garment, covers everything but touches nothing, and the French bathing suit speech, which covers only the essential points.

Lyndon B. Johnson

#27. I wasn't going to let a little thing like a hurricane keep me from wearing my bathing suit.

Eva Longoria

#28. Did I at least look kick ass?" "In your baggy tee, grandma bathing suit and ripped shorts?" he grimaced. "Oh yeah. Totally kick ass.

Alessandra Torre

#29. People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

Erma Bombeck

#30. We were at a beach one summer, and I had a bathing suit on. My wife looked at me and said: 'Boy, you are skinny, aren't you?' I said: 'Honey, I'd like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.'

Lou Holtz

#31. Women talk a good talk, but they still feel the need to wear heels, shave their legs, and bat their eyelashes for men. They cook, clean, raise children, and feel the need to look good in a bathing suit. Career women are not featured in the magazines lined along the grocery checkout.

Sheila Hageman

#32. I was in Florida with Burt Stern, the photographer who shot Marilyn Monroe on the beach with a sweater, and we smoked a joint. The bathing suit kept coming off in the water, and I just ripped it off. I was very comfortable being naked.

Rosanna Arquette

#33. Loneliness is worse when you return to it after a reprieve - like the soul's version of putting on a wet bathing suit, clammy and miserable. And

Laini Taylor

#34. My legs turned to jelly as I collapsed against him, my breathing ragged as aftershocks of ecstasy spasm through me. I looked down, surprised to see the bottoms of my bathing suit were still on. I'd just assumed they'd exploded at some point within the last two minutes.

Kelley R. Martin

#35. No politician should ever let himself be photographed in a bathing suit.

Adolf Hitler

#36. The big scandal was when I was in seventh grade and I modeled a bathing suit. Everybody freaked out!

Jennifer Morrison

#37. People come over, and we watch things like 'The Paul Lynde Halloween Special.' I have a hot tub. Everybody puts on a bathing suit and we splash around.

Paget Brewster

#38. She was wearing a canary-yellow two-piece bathing suit, one piece of which she would not actually be needing for another nine or ten years.

J.D. Salinger

#39. This is the East Coast, boy. I know they're pretty laissez-faire about dress in your neck of the woods, but back here 52. they don't let you run around in your bathing suit all year long.
Blacks and blues, that's the ticket, blacks and blues ... (Bunny Corcoran to Richard Papen)

Donna Tartt

#40. The larger the German body, the smaller the German bathing suit and the louder the German voice issuing German demands and German orders to everybody who doesn't speak German. For this, and several other reasons, Germany is known as 'the land where Israelis learned their manners'.

P. J. O'Rourke

#41. It was like an apple running for Congress, a bike rack wearing a bathing suit.

Daniel Handler

#42. Too bad for Dallyn she'd been cast to look good in a leather bathing suit, not for her muscles. Size mattered. Jane hit her again and the impact sent the smaller woman flying backwards into the river.

Cassandra Gannon

#43. wearing only a bathing suit interjected, "We would never swim in the Pacific Ocean, Carolyn. The waves at Santa Monica Beach are so lame. You don't have to worry at all. We just want to roast marshmallows.

Brighton Hill

#44. That just goes to show, remarked Pearlie, that you must never judge a woman in a kimono or a bathing suit.

Edna Ferber

#45. Candy took the bathing suit from her and used the suit to wipe the tears from Rose Rose's face.
"You're fine, you're just fine," Candy said to the girl. "And you're going to feel better. No one's going to hurt you.

John Irving

#46. When you have a gown, there's much more to be concerned about. Where is this crease falling? Are you making a weird shape with the dress? Are you doing the designer justice? With a bathing suit, it's more about you and the mood you convey.

Brooklyn Decker

#47. It is usually a mistake to impose an individual's taste on a room that has its own ... style. Conversely, to put very fine pieces of furniture in a room that is without architectural distinction is as absurd as wearing a tiara with a bathing suit.

Nancy Lancaster

#48. I just want to get married in a bathing suit ... Deal with it.

Kate Upton

#49. I grew up in Florida riding horses, so for the majority of my life I was either in boots and jeans or a bathing suit.

Kate Upton

#50. It's so much easier to sit home and not exercise and criticize other people. What I love is inspiring people. People come up to me and say, 'I want to have two kids and wear a bathing suit and not feel terrible about myself. I see how hard you work and it makes me feel like I can do that too.'

Gwyneth Paltrow

#51. Once you've learned to study in a bathing suit on the grass with muscled men throwing frisbees over your head, you can accomplish almost anything.

Susan Rice