Top 30 Barmaid's Quotes
#1. Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid's arse
Alan Carr
#2. Now, I don't give a barmaid's tits about the truth.
Ian Simpson
#3. I would like to reiterate that I don't want any profiles of me. I am not newsworthy.
Fred Wilson
#4. Indeed, there are so many prejudices against everyday middle-class values on college campuses, and serving in the military and being pro-American just seems to be one of them.
Jack Kingston
#5. Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?
Jimmy Buffett
#6. The word 'circumnavigate' is quite a beautiful word.
Cate Blanchett
#7. I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.
Jenny Eclair
#8. I was a barmaid for my mum for years, as we lived above a pub. I still can't hear the Heartbeat theme tune without breaking into a cold sweat, as it used to start at the same time as my shift.
Sara Cox
#9. We all seek purpose in life. Most of us wonder how we can make a positive difference during our brief time on earth. But asking and doing are different things.
Mac Anderson
#10. There has been no progress in 60,000 years in reducing the psychedelic experience to a known quantity. It is as terrifying, as awesome, as ecstatic, as irreducible to us as it was to them.
Terence McKenna
#11. Conscience was the barmaid of the Victorian soul. Recognizing that human beings were fallible and that their failings, though regrettable, must be humored, conscience would permit, rather ungraciously perhaps, the indulgence of a number of carefully selected desires.
C.E.M. Joad
#13. When I was a student, I had a part time job as a barmaid at a dodgy pub in Kent.
Jane Green
#14. This was pretty exotic stuff for a telepathic barmaid from northern Louisiana.
Charlaine Harris
#15. She's not your friend. She's a barmaid.
Sara Gruen
#16. My mother was a barmaid and I was raised in a trailer park. I'm used to that language. I put it on the screen so that people could interpret it as they wish.
Penelope Spheeris
#17. It doesn't matter how much faith you have or don't have. I just don't buy the idea that we're alone. There's got to be some form of life out there.
Ridley Scott
#18. It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid.
Albert Einstein
#19. It's inconceivable that you don't have to show identification in order to vote or that that the identification doesn't have to be somewhat foolproof.
Donald Trump
#22. Michael Jordan always had to wear University of North Carolina boxer shorts under his Chicago Bulls uniform.
Atul Gawande
#23. Your soul: pure glucose edged with hints
Of tentative and half-soiled tints
Edith Sitwell
#24. It seems God has been practicing shooting troubles at me.
Pawan Mishra
#25. Critics are not creators. They rarely write great novels, invent new technologies, or come up with a great business idea.
Jacqueline Leo
#26. The other night I went out to have dinner in a London pub and the barmaid had this whole conversation saying, 'You look just like that guy from Twilight'. Every time she came up, she said something like, 'You literally could be his brother'. But she never put two and two together.
Robert Pattinson
#27. An alleged scientific discovery has no merit unless it can be explained to a barmaid.
Ernest Rutherford
#28. Not everyone can see the truth, but everyone can be the truth.
Franz Kafka
#29. I am told there are people who do not care for maps, and I find it hard to believe.
Robert Louis Stevenson
#30. The seasons split at the seams: spring, summer, fall and winter. I've always pictured them as giant sacks filled with air and color and smell. When it's time for one season to be over, the next seasons splits open and pours over the world, drowning its tired and waning predecessor with its strength.
Tarryn Fisher
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