Barmaid Quotes

#1. The other night I went out to have dinner in a London pub and the barmaid had this whole conversation saying, 'You look just like that guy from Twilight'. Every time she came up, she said something like, 'You literally could be his brother'. But she never put two and two together.

Robert Pattinson

#2. Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Jimmy Buffett

#3. I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.

Jenny Eclair

#4. I was a barmaid for my mum for years, as we lived above a pub. I still can't hear the Heartbeat theme tune without breaking into a cold sweat, as it used to start at the same time as my shift.

Sara Cox

#5. Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid's arse

Alan Carr

#6. Conscience was the barmaid of the Victorian soul. Recognizing that human beings were fallible and that their failings, though regrettable, must be humored, conscience would permit, rather ungraciously perhaps, the indulgence of a number of carefully selected desires.

C.E.M. Joad

#7. When I was a student, I had a part time job as a barmaid at a dodgy pub in Kent.

Jane Green

#8. She's not your friend. She's a barmaid.

Sara Gruen

#9. My mother was a barmaid and I was raised in a trailer park. I'm used to that language. I put it on the screen so that people could interpret it as they wish.

Penelope Spheeris

#10. It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid.

Albert Einstein

#11. A good scientific theory should be explicable to a barmaid.

Ernest Rutherford

#12. Now, I don't give a barmaid's tits about the truth.

Ian Simpson

#13. An alleged scientific discovery has no merit unless it can be explained to a barmaid.

Ernest Rutherford

#14. This was pretty exotic stuff for a telepathic barmaid from northern Louisiana.

Charlaine Harris

#15. With my time in the limelight, I regret that I didn't use it more to push vegetarianism. I support vegetarian options in the school lunch program.

Bernhard Goetz

#16. Hearts can physically shatter
Ask me
I'll tell you

Kim Holden

#17. That must be fine, for I don't understand a word.

Moliere

#18. Why do we need school when we have BOOKS?

Kim

#19. You must in your music be wavering like the wind; sometimes wanton, sometimes drooping, sometimes grave and staid, otherwhile effeminate; and the more variety you show, the better shall you please.

Thomas Morley

#20. I hadn't liked him at first. He did sort of grow on you after a while. Like the cosmopolitans. Or maybe because of the cosmopolitans.

Josh Lanyon

#21. History is littered with the wars everybody knew could never happen.

Enoch Powell

#22. My father ... very generous, very philanthropic, very charitable man. My siblings and I and my mother continue with always appreciating and always giving back. It's something I hope that I've become a role model for my children.

Steve Tisch

#23. Out of the ground they were called, I thought, and back they went.

Jeaniene Frost

#24. Your soul: pure glucose edged with hints
Of tentative and half-soiled tints

Edith Sitwell

#25. I want to be in a musical. I love music, and just to be able to mash the music and the acting together, it would be just incredible.

Stefanie Scott