Barcode Quotes

#1. Accept that you are no longer a woman. You are merchandise. And merchandise must have a barcode for sale.

Pepper Winters

#2. Consumerism is the one thing that gives us our sense of values. Consumerism is honest, and teaches us that everything good has a barcode.

J.G. Ballard

#3. Now it's time to play a brand new game called Name That Barcode. Here's the first one: "Thick black, thin white, thick black, thick white, thick black, thin white." OK who's going to identify that?

Humphrey Lyttelton

#4. It's a pity that virgins can't be issued with some kind of barcode. Think of the problems that would have saved you.

Sara Craven

#5. So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"

Tommy Cooper

#6. You're far too pretty to be dressed like that." His breath stirred my hair, "And you're entirely too excited to be working with knives.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#7. Being on daytime TV has its benefits. You can still have a life and you know you have a check coming every week.

Tyler Christopher

#8. The reality is that I'm making better wine than I thought I would. The whole process is simple but beautiful.

Brian Schmidt

#9. And in that very moment, away behind in some far corner of the city, a cock crowed. Shrill and clear he crowed reckoning nothing of wizardry or war, welcoming only the morning that in the sky far above the shadows of death was coming with the dawn.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#10. Your darkness is not the enemy. It is the rich soil you must dig into and sometimes be planted in before something new can break through the surface; and those parts of you that seem wounded or lacking don't need to be healed or improved, per say, but rather loved and accepted.

Derek Rydall

#11. Love creates an "us" without destroying the "me".

Leo Buscaglia

#12. My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

Darynda Jones

#13. Today, Wilberforce University welcomes many of America's poorest and most underserved populations and transforms their educational dreams into realities.

Eric Metaxas

#14. You don't go to Palm Springs in the summer unless you're building a golf course.

Arnold Palmer

#15. You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

Franklin P. Jones

#16. I'd taken it off and hurled it across the room, vowing never to touch it again. And I wouldn't have, if the damn thing hadn't gotten caught in my vacuum cleaner and destroyed it ... the vacuum cleaner, I mean. The ring was fine. Damn it.

Anonymous