Bakla Funny Quotes

#1. In overstepping our limitations, in touching the extreme boundaries of man's world, we have come to know something of its true splendor,

Maurice Herzog

#2. I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.

Louis C.K.

#3. Life is too frickin' crazy sometimes, it really is ... You never know what's going to happen, do you.

J.R. Ward

#4. Every one of us is a hodge-podge, so shapeless and diverse in structure that each piece, each moment, plays its own game. And there is as much difference between us and ourselves as there is between us and others. I

Michel De Montaigne

#5. 3Your people shall be volunteers In the day of Your power; In the beauties of holiness, from the womb of the morning, You have the dew of Your youth.

Anonymous

#6. Great God! Thank you for the joy in my heart.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#7. Ask yourself one question. It is the question that only a very old man asks: Does this path have a heart? One path makes for a joyful journey. The other path will make you curse your life. - Carlos Castaneda,

Jeff Nixa

#8. I was lucky I always got along with girls. It was never like a big deal. I had a lot of girls that I was friends with that I wasn't sexual with. I think having two older sisters made me comfortable like that. I just like people, so I can just go up and say whatever.

Vince Vaughn

#9. We don't need more stuff, we need more humanity.

Seth Godin

#10. Stop talking," she said boldly as she closed the distance between them until they were touching. "We can walk to the bedroom or you can carry me but if you don't decide soon I may just go insane.

Samantha Chase

#11. Violence is essentially wordless. and it can begin only where thought and rational communication have broken down.

Thomas Merton

#12. Your side of the boat is sinking!

Hank Smith

#13. God alone created marriage. Adam slept through the entire ceremony. Eve came in late. It seems to me men are still sleeping through marriage, and women are still coming to their senses a little too late. God alone performed that ceremony, and He alone can hold it together.

Beth Moore

#14. A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?

Craig Ferguson

#15. Sometimes you get an image of someone stuck in your head and then you can't let go of it even after they show you they've changed. All you can see is that one side of them.

Rebecca Phillips