Badass God Quotes

#1. Dimitri held up a car seat with one hand, which was almost comical. "We can go whenever you're ready. Lana gave us this and swears it's easy to install."
Rose laughed at that. "Oh, this I've got to see, comrade. Dimitri Belikov, badass god, installing a baby's car seat.

Richelle Mead

#2. I think everyone's afraid of public speaking. There have been times where I've come out of my own show and been like, 'Oh, God, what am I doing?' ... You have to remind yourself that 'OK, I'm kind of a badass. I can handle it.'

Chelsea Handler

#3. I'm not talking about faith in God, I'm talking about faith in Mark Watney

Andy Weir

#4. It's going to give you nightmares for the rest of your wasted life.
Oh, my God, I was so badass. It was all I could do not to give a mwa ha ha!

James Patterson

#5. If God is all-powerful, He cannot be all good. And if He is all good, then He cannot be all-powerful. And neither can you be.

Jesse Eisenberg

#6. No disrespect to the fire god, naturally; blame it instead on His administration, presumably made up of officers of roughly the same level of ability as their terrestial counterparts. That would explain why the mild storm she'd ordered for Oida hit her instead.

K.J. Parker

#7. GOD GIVES US ONLY WHAT WE CAN HANDLE. APPARENTLY, GOD THINKS I'M A BADASS. - BUMPER STICKER

Darynda Jones

#8. Dorothea: "What the fuck are you?"
Nix: "A man who wanted to be a God ... then changed his mind.

Clive Barker