Top 24 Bad At Math Quotes

#1. I'm not terribly athletic. And ... there's a lot of things I'm not good at. And if it makes anybody feel better, I was really a pretty bad math student growing up.

Lester Holt

#2. You want a fact???
...
I'm bad at math but good at chess, I beat the best guy on chess... so you make your own conclusions!

Deyth Banger

#3. Too bad relationships weren't math problems with precise answers. They were essay questions in a philosophy class, and they came down to judgement.

Lauren Blakely

#4. Like some people are bad at math, some people are bad at talking to women. And some at both, now that's luck I guess.

Daya Kudari

#5. I'm skipping, but Cam doesn't have a class until this afternoon, so he's a good boy."
"And your a bad boy?"
"Oh, I'm a bad, bad boy."
"Yeah, as in bad at spelling, math, english, cleaning up after yourself, talking to people, and I could go on.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#6. I saw the head of NOW - National Organization of Women - saying that women still only make 70 cents on the dollar to every man. I'm not sure I'm going to believe that. Women are notoriously bad at math.

Bonnie McFarlane

#7. My friends scoffed at my anxiety and said dumb things like, 'Fifty is the new forty!' Which just made me realize that there are a whole lot of other people who suck at math as bad as I do. No. Fifty is fifty.

Celia Rivenbark

#8. The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math.

William Joyce

#9. Why did I have to be a good boy just because I had a bad-boy brother? I hated the way my mom and dad did family math.

Benjamin Alire Saenz

#10. LOTTERY TICKET: a voluntary tax paid by people who are extremely bad at math.

Roy H. Williams

#11. This phrase did not have the ring of verisimilitude because I am famously bad at math. If I'm in charge of tipping at a restaurant, the waiter will either fall to his knees in gratitude or slash my tires. There ain't no Mr. In Between.

Celia Rivenbark

#12. The risk I took was calculated, but, man, am I bad at math!

Unknown

#13. I'm bad at math because I can't find the basic statement in it.

Innasafa

#14. Four out of three people are bad at math.

Darynda Jones

#15. Do you mean ter tell me," he growled at the Dursleys, "that this boy - this boy! - knows nothin' abou' - about ANYTHING?"
Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to school, after all, and his marks weren't bad.
"I know some things," he said. "I can, you know, do math and stuff.

J.K. Rowling

#16. A mathematician's reputation rests on the number of bad proofs he has given.

Abram Samoilovitch Besicovitch

#17. Then the voices started to argue and I threw my math book across the room in frustration. It was a pretty bad sign when the voices inside your head started fighting with one another.

Jenna Elizabeth Johnson

#18. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Ambrose Bierce

#19. When girls are asking themselves 'Who am I?' for the first time and they hear all this bad PR about math, they think, 'Well, whoever I am, I'm not somebody who likes math.'

Danica McKellar

#20. If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.

Kelly Ripa

#21. Capitalism is like math. It is amoral. It is good at producing wealth; it's bad at distributing wealth. Unless it operates within a moral framework it will produce an unjust society.

Charley Reese

#22. Phil and Hannah had decided that Christian guilt was better than bad math

Rhoda Janzen

#23. I'm bad at math.

John Oates

#24. Damn it, Asher. Half of me is pissed as hell at how you treated
Danny, half of me feels sorry for you, and half of me - "
"Is horrifyingly bad at math?" Asher asked. Oliver glared at
him.

Cardeno C.

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