Aspirins Quotes

#1. I took the two most expensive aspirins in history.

Wally Pipp

#2. The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.

Bob Hope

#3. How did you tell a man that you'd grown up, that you'd learned true love wasn't a night of passionate sex under a sky lit up by fireworks, but an ordinary Sunday morning when your husband brought you a glass of water, two aspirins, and a heating pad for your cramps?

Kristin Hannah

#4. Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! / You really are beautiful! Pearls, / harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins!

Frank O'Hara

#5. A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.

Evan Esar

#6. If you want to write fiction, the best thing you can do is take two aspirins, lie down in a dark room, and wait for the feeling to pass.

Lawrence Block

#7. His books distracted him for a while. They were like the aspirins you take when you've got a headache. They kill the pain for two hours and then it comes back.

Barbara Vine

#8. After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.

Fred Allen

#9. Change is tough, people don't like it, but it is necessary. Take two aspirins and call me in the morning.

Christopher Bond

#10. I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.

Milton Berle

#11. Men and women play the same game but with different rules.

Habeeb Akande

#12. Almost all our suffering is the product of our thoughts. We spend nearly every moment of our lives lost in thought, and hostage to the character of those thoughts. You can break this spell, but it takes training just like it takes training to defend yourself against a physical assault.

Sam Harris

#13. There's something about a roof isn't there? It makes you feel like it doesn't matter what's going on below. All of those things that get in the way of your dreams - you're above them. Anything is possible.

Cinda Williams Chima

#14. He was one of the five soldiers. He was wearing red then." Bel looked back. "Well, he's wearing red now.

Rosemary Kirstein

#15. Summertime. It was a song. It was a season. I wondered if that season would ever live inside of me.

Benjamin Alire Saenz

#16. Lets not use obstacles as excuses for not achieving our dreams, use them as signs that the dream is worth it.

Steven Aitchison