Archie Comics Funny Quotes

#1. If we grew our own food, we wouldn't waste a third of it as we do today. If we made our own tables and chairs, we wouldn't throw them out the moment we changed the interior decor. If we had to clean our own drinking water, we probably wouldn't contaminate it.

Mark Boyle

#2. I believe you can't be in authority unless you are under authority, and being under authority takes humility. Humility is the fertile ground in which a person's character grows.

Ty Schenzel

#3. You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old, and already we've had ten major wars. We average a major war every twenty years. So we're good at it!

George Carlin

#4. In a typical college romance novel, this was the moment I would've been waiting for. The validation of all my shame and suffering at the hands of other men: a beautiful boy loved me. What had been done to my body didn't ruin me for Mr. Right. Zippity-fucking-doo-dah.

Leah Raeder

#5. You're turning me into a fucking psycho, Pigeon," he growled over his shoulder. "I don't think straight when I'm around you.

Jamie McGuire

#6. I think a cosmetics company should be headed by a woman.

Leonard Lauder

#7. Give a woman pain and she 'll turn it into power. Give that woman chaos and she 'll create peace.

R H Sin

#8. Everyone striving to be witty and sought-after, everyone talking and no one listening ...

Lisa Kleypas

#9. You take a text, you explore it, you enter it with all your heart and all your mind.

Elie Wiesel

#10. It's all well and good to save the human race. You could say I'm in favor. But you might want to pay a little more attention to what's right in front of you.

Justin Cronin

#11. So firm, yet so soft, her body was a contradiction in terms."

~Zane's thoughts...

Tina Folsom

#12. I am wedded to India because I owe my all to her.

Mahatma Gandhi

#13. People who deliberate fully before they take a step will spend their lives on one leg

Anthony De Mello

#14. This is a place built to store books, by people who wanted to preserve books, and used by people who want to read those books. I am not alone.

Genevieve Cogman

#15. Why is the sky the limit when there is footprints on the moon

E.M. Sky