Appetizer Quotes

#1. While eating your appetizer, don't be concerned with dessert.

Wayne Dyer

#2. As relationships progress, the time you spend smooching diminishes. Where kissing was once an enjoyable entree unto itself, it becomes a mere appetizer couples hasten through on the way to the main course.

Jenna McCarthy

#3. Sex is the dessert in a relationship, not the appetizer

Linda Alfiori

#4. My stomach lurched, an appetizer before the full portion of heartache I had a feeling was going to be served at some point soon.

Gayle Forman

#5. The world is full of narcissistic cybersex playboys ready to replace you with the swipe of finger when you say "no" or order an appetizer with your drink.

Cat Volz

#6. The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Jim Gaffigan

#7. Portion control is a real problem. My husband and I always split one appetizer and one entree. I'm sure waiters hate us.

Elizabeth Banks

#8. My heart flutters with anticipation. If this was just the appetizer, dinner might damn near kill me. He

Michelle A. Valentine

#9. This drink has a magical power. It strengthens the weak, and revives those who have fainted. Those tired after work and physical activity can return their life forces by this drink much sooner than by nourishment ... It works as a diuretic, an appetizer, an antitoxin.

Carl Linnaeus

#10. With four-appetizer, four-entree menus, it's like, give me a break. That's not a restaurant, that's a dinner party.

Joe Bastianich

#11. When reached for comment on the charges, Martha didn't say much, (only) that a subpoena should be served with a nice appetizer.

Conan O'Brien

#12. New York City is like the appetizer table at a Jewish wedding, loaded with salt and spice and cholesterol and flavor, with a waiter holding out pleasure in his right hand and indigestion in his left. If you've got the bucks, this burg has the bangs.

Leonore Fleischer

#13. Nothing was like knowing you were the appetizer for a feast of orgy, that you were what whetted the guests and enticed them to devour.

Fierce Dolan

#14. You want to lay yourself out like an appetizer, go ahead.

Hunter Shea

#15. Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.

Karl Kraus

#16. I just wanted to give them the 'Lost Jewelry' so they can say, 'Yo, they get that's mean.' And then when I tell 'em, 'Yo, that ain't even the meal. Get ready for the meal!' That's when we 'bout to go crazy because the taste of the appetizer.

Raekwon

#17. She would not have another man push her aside like some appetizer, there to wet his whistle only to be left once the main dish arrived.

No more. She pushed her thumb into his throat a little harder.

Jacqueline Simon Gunn

#18. Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food ... No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

Jim Gaffigan

#19. Nothing against comedy clubs, they work. But when you're sitting with a tablecloth and a candle and an appetizer menu, three-drink minimum, it can feel more like a dinner theater than a live experience.

Doug Stanhope

#20. I like this marriage thing, because it's the best of all of us. We get to be the whole meal. The appetizer, the entree, the luxurious dessert ...
And yes, the peas and the carrots.

Cassie Mae

#21. By some people the meal itself is a long delay between the appetizer and the dessert.

Gertrude Berg

#22. Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just an excuse for an extra meal. You're always like "Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings ... and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? 'Cause I don't wanna fill up too much."

Jim Gaffigan

#23. An ad should be an appetizer, not a buffet

Lee Clow

#24. Liam's bunny was one of those things Dragos didn't understand. The stuffed toy was floppy, super soft and had big, dark eyes. Liam adored it, although Dragos wasn't quite sure why. In real life, a bunny that size would barely make an appetizer.

Thea Harrison

#25. Suddenly the nickel-clad horse takes the bit in its mouth and goes slanting for the curbstone defying all prayers and all your powers to change its mind - your heart stands still, your breath hangs fire, your legs forget to work.

Mark Twain

#26. The Bible shows the way to go to heaven, not the way the heavens go.

Galileo Galilei

#27. The prenup needs to be drawn up months before the wedding, not days - it's not something you slap together and sign in the car on the way to the ceremony. A shotgun prenup might not hold up in court.

Suze Orman

#28. a furtive groove

Katrina Cope

#29. When you were down, some guys just seemed to feel an urge to walk up your back and plant a foot on your neck instead of helping you to stand.

Stephen King