Ant Farm Quotes

#1. I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!

Steven Wright

#2. The performance group The Ant Farm redoing JFK's assassination in Dallas was an event that struck a chord with me, especially when one of the members said they'd only intended to do it once, but the Dallas audience insisted they repeat the performance.

Laura Mullen

#3. God's nothing more than a twelve-year-old kid with an ant farm. He's always watching, but He's never gonna do anything.

John Constantine

#4. I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.

Milton Berle

#5. I got an ant farm; them fellas didn't grow sh*t.

Mitch Hedberg

#6. I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

Steven Wright

#7. Well, reading Twitter's a lot like staring at an ant farm," Tobey explained while wiping some cheese from his mouth. "Except without all the productivity.

Wayne Gladstone

#8. Crazy friends provide for crazy times, and such crazy times we're had.

Neil Young

#9. A true lady should have the wit and the imagination, or at least the very restraint, to express herself without resorting herself to such base vocabulary.

Ari Marmell

#10. I did some products for the Apple II, most notably the first small low cost thermal printer, the Silent Type.

Andy Hertzfeld

#11. We felt that although they were patchy, there was a tremendous political energy in the Henry plays.

Edward Hall

#12. There's work to do.

Alien Ant Farm

#13. Time means little; I never notice its passing.

Stephenie Meyer

#14. Success is an end product.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#15. Without the Jesuits you wouldn't be enjoying your gin and tonic.

James Martin

#16. They could not truly look dead, because they did not ever look alive.

Neil Gaiman