Angleworm Hiking Quotes

#1. The basic paradox about sex is that it always seems to be offering more than it can deliver. A glimpse of a girl undressing through a lighted bedroom window induces a vision of ecstatic delight, but in the actual process of persuading the girl into bed, the vision somehow evaporates.

Colin Wilson

#2. How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

Bill Hicks

#3. The subconscious is a doorway to the infinite.

Laird Barron

#4. I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.

Craig Ferguson

#5. Or, to put it another way, the existence of a badly put-together watch proved the existence of a blind watchmaker.

Terry Pratchett

#6. I think I've kind of been mistaken for somebody who's trying to be a spokesperson for animal rights, and the fact is I'm not qualified to be a spokesperson. I am passionate about it, but I'm not trying to make other people do what I do.

Neko Case

#7. Becoming a parent is always going to be a default setting. I truly believe there will always be more people who want to have children than who don't.

Meghan Daum

#8. If the enemy has occupied them before you, do not follow him, but retreat and try to entice him away.

Sun Tzu

#9. Faith is like automobile insurance. It need to be in place before there's a crisis.

Pamela Christian

#10. As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.

David Sedaris