Top 16 An Idiot Abroad Quotes
#1. When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.
Karl Pilkington
#2. Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.
Karl Pilkington
#3. My own family were far from perfect, yet I thanked the Lord that I had them, even if they did sometimes make me want to kill them all.
Wade Chris
#4. Every tear from every eyeBecomes a babe in eternity.
William Blake
#5. The struggles I'm facing, the chances I'm taking.Sometimes they knock me down, but, no, I'm not breaking.I may not know it, but these are the momentsI am going to remember most, just got to keep going.
Miley Cyrus
#6. upon reflection, we discover that the Trinity is the highest revelation God has made of himself to His people. It is the capstone, the summit, the brightest star in the firmament of divine truths.
James R. White
#7. She fell asleep, and it was a sleep as thin as the night clouds, dotted with dreams that came and went like the stars.
Lois Lowry
#8. I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
Karl Pilkington
#9. Any bailout of a private company is a bad decision by our federal government. Private companies have the right to succeed, but they also should have the right to fail.
Matt Salmon
#10. How many evils have flowed from religion.
Lucretius
#12. For some reason we feel we should be perfect, and forget that we learn through our mistakes. Our need to be perfect and our need to control the outcome of events work together to keep us petrified when we think about making a change or attempting a new challenge.
Susan Jeffers
#13. You know that I write slowly. This is chiefly because I am never satisfied until I have said as much as possible in a few words, and writing briefly takes far more time than writing at length.
Carl Friedrich Gauss
#15. Saying just the right thing after a considerable, awkward pause is far less effective than saying the wrong thing with perfect timing. I'm telling you.
Augusten Burroughs
#16. At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.
Ambrose Bierce
