An Alarm Clock Quotes

#1. The thing had woken him up as usual, an alarm clock. as reliable and stiff off the ground as Big Fucking Ben. [John Matthew]

J.R. Ward

#2. OBLIVION, n. Cold storage for high hopes. A place where ambitious authors meet their works without pride and their betters without envy. A dormitory without an alarm clock.

Ambrose Bierce

#3. I wake up at about the same time every day. I sleep well and wake without an alarm clock.

Donatella Versace

#4. You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast in bed or I'll kill all of them.

Zach Braff

#5. I don't need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me.

Ray Bradbury

#6. Where every day doesn't start with an alarm clock and end with the television.

Chuck Palahniuk

#7. My day begins a little before 6 A.M. I never set an alarm clock.

David H. Murdock

#8. Stress is an alarm clock that lets you know you're attached to something not true for you.

Byron Katie

#9. This morning did you wake up to an alarm clock or an opportunity clock?

Zig Ziglar

#10. I won't tell you how many hours a day I work because you wouldn't believe it. But don't worry; I am in bed at 11 p.m., sleep well and get up early, without an alarm clock.

Michel Ocelot

#11. When we got together we would start projects: an alarm clock torn apart and distributed over a wall, a stop-motion video of Lego people having sex, a Web site for pictures of toilets.

Ned Vizzini

#12. Problem 3: What innovative change could be made to an alarm clock to make it more effective? Proposed solution: If you hit snooze, your coworkers are notified via e-mail that you overslept.

Anonymous

#13. Disturbers are never popular - nobody ever really loved an alarm clock in action, no matter how grateful he may have been afterwards for its kind services!

Nellie L. McClung

#14. Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.

Heather Brewer

#15. We're like an alarm clock and the rest of the world is sleeping. - Brandy Wine from GUT-CHECK GREEN.

Peter Prasad

#16. I like things that are simple, such as an alarm clock.

Martin Freeman

#17. Who needs an alarm clock you you have a bladder

T. Haque

#18. I feel like music does have a role to play in waking people up; it can be an alarm clock or it can be a lullaby.

Debby Ryan

#19. I have the luxury of getting up quite late, so I hardly ever set an alarm clock.

Ben Schott

#20. That's the purpose of stress. It's a friend. It's an alarm clock, built in to let you know that it's time to do The Work.

Byron Katie

#21. Waking up to an alarm clock is getting punched in the face by time.

J.R. Rim

#22. I don't need an alarm clock, for habit is the best alarm there is.

Jane Stanton Hitchcock

#23. If you need an alarm clock, you need a new job.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

#24. Who needs a bladder when you need an alarm clock

T. Haque

#25. I'm an artist because that's what I was best at as a kid. It was fun ... I continue to be an artist ... for the freedom that an art career can bring. I don't need an alarm clock and I am my own boss.

Mark Kostabi

#26. I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me.

Mark Zuckerberg

#27. The beloved may be treacherous, greasy-headed and given to evil habits, or else it can be a man in his late forties who works too much, or it can be an alarm clock.

Kelly Link

#28. The trouble with an alarm clock is that what seems sensible when you set it seems absurd when it goes off

Rex Stout

#29. If you try to impress an alarm clock, it will simply tell you the time.

Steve Pavlina

#30. It was an impressive achievement, of course, and a human achievement by the members of the IBM team, but Deep Blue was only intelligent the way your programmable alarm clock is intelligent. Not that losing to a $10 million alarm clock made me feel any better.

Garry Kasparov

#31. Most animals sleep in a hole in the ground or hanging from a tree. Man alone has made for himself an elaborate resting place. And yet he is the only one to have developed the alarm clock to rouse himself from it, the only species to spend sixteen or more hours of each day away from it.

James Rozoff

#32. - he's finished with that; it's like an old clock that won't tell time but won't stop neither, with the hands bent out of shape and the face bare of numbers and the alarm bell rusted silent, an old worthless clock that just keeps ticking and cuckooing without meaning nothing.

Ken Kesey

#33. Joy is an incredible alarm clock. It will wake you up and keep you up and pick you up and gently pull you through a thousand rejections along the way.

Jon Acuff

#34. I remember disassembling and putting an old analog alarm clock together. It was a lot of fun figuring out why it still worked with that one spring missing.

Markus Persson

#35. Our EMF meter was jumping off the charts. We found her alarm clock was causing crazy electro-magnetic fields around it. We spent $22.99 on a nice digital clock, and she never saw an apparition again.

Jason Hawes

#36. It was as if he had been assigned to take apart a fiendishly complicated alarm clock to see why it wasn't working, only to discover that an important part of the clock was inside his own mind.

Michael Lewis

#37. Im convinced that hell has an intercom system and the buzz of my alarm clock is played at full volume on repeat against the screams of all the lost souls.

Colleen Hoover