Amy Sedaris Elf Quotes

#1. Oprah Winfrey's global influence is unparalleled. Not only has her generosity and firm belief that education is the key to a better life benefited countless women and children around the world, but her example has also inspired millions of people to give back in ways big and small.

Eli Broad

#2. Because you are created in God's image, you belong to no one, not to me, not to your mother, not even to yourself, you only belong to Him, WHo made yu and gave you His life.

Shaw J. Dallal

#3. Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts ... Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.

Bill Hicks

#4. Bizarre! That's the only word I can use to describe life sometimes. Just freaking bizarre.

James Patterson

#5. They kept coming up with more creative ways to screw with him.
He kept coming up with more creative paths to travel.

Brigid Kemmerer

#6. Dear to me is my bonnie white steed; Oft has he helped me at pinch of need.

Walter Scott

#7. You don't write for success. That takes part of your attention away from the writing. If you're really doing it, that's all you're doing: writing.

Frank Herbert

#8. Art was my little private pleasure. Nobody had seen my art, not even my parents. Andy didn't know about it. My dream was to become a publisher, not an artist lost in New York.

Stephanie Witter