Sedaris Hardwood Quotes

#1. I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went.

Kelly Clarkson

#2. Behind real freedom, there lies discipline.

Erwin McManus

#3. An adventure may be worn as a muddy spot or it may be worn as a proud insignia. It is the woman wearing it who makes it the one thing or the other.

Norma Shearer

#4. I sometimes listen to music to get into some place that I need to get. I don't think it's because I have a musician as a father that I do this - most actors do.

Mickey Sumner

#5. There are people that I am in love with, totally in love with them. I would die for them. I love Michelangelo. I love Charlie Chaplin with all my heart. I love Walt Disney. These are the people I am nuts over. These are my people. I love the great ones.

Michael Jackson

#6. With the movies, people are not going to wait around. The deadline is a deadline. In publishing it's more a polite suggestion.

David Benioff

#7. Streamlining the army with Chinese characteristics is the right choice for China in military modernization,

Jiang Zemin

#8. Blind certainty, a close-mindedness that amounts to an imprisonment so total that the prisoner doesn't even know he's locked up.

David Foster

#9. You know the difference between a real science and a pseudoscience? A real science recognizes and accepts its own history without feeling attacked. When you tell a psychiatrist his mental institution came from a lazar house, he becomes infuriated.

Michel Foucault

#10. Girl, you look good while you stack them books up. You's a fine motherfucker while you stack them books up. Call me bestseller while you stack them books up. Girl, who is you playin' with, stack them books up.

Christina C. Jones

#11. We were three ships in a summer's dawn, and we were going to battle.

Bernard Cornwell

#12. In search of myself, I have created myself.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#13. My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.

Amy Sedaris

#14. I loved him in a way that I knew would never stop, in a way that would hurt forever.

J. Nelle Patrick

#15. I'm just going ahead and say what everyone else here is thinking.
This has got to be the weirdest fucking wedding that has ever happened.

Jessica Gadziala

#16. Life is long and full of an infinite number of decisions. I have to think that the small ones don't matter, that I'll end up where I need to end up no matter what I do.

Taylor Jenkins Reid