Amputate Quotes

#1. If you continue in this vein, I'll amputate your thumbs and big toes so that you'll reel through the rest of your life like a drunken orangutan.

Wes Craven

#2. Gone are the days when the old country doctor would drive out to your house and amputate your infected leg for a basket of goose eggs and a rhubarb pie.

Cuthbert Soup

#3. Editors always amputate the brain first and preserve a good-looking corpse.

Robert Anton Wilson

#4. Half of Hollywood has more prosthetic in their body than I do, but we don't think of them as disabled. You amputate part of a nose, that's 'enhancement'. You put a prosthetic in a breast cavity, that's 'augmentation'. But you amputate part of a limb and put a prosthetic there, it's 'disability'?

Aimee Mullins

#5. The need is not to amputate the ego ... but to transcend it.

Norman Cousins

#6. I would amputate my toes to work with Lars von Trier again.

Bryce Dallas Howard

#7. You cannot amputate your history from your destiny, because that is redemption.

Beth Moore

#8. If you just rely on one model, you tend to amputate reality to make it fit your model.

David Brooks

#9. To be pessimist is to amputate one's own legs and arms! Only an optimist man has the ability to move!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#10. Amputate your leg, and attach it to the underside of your wobbly, three-legged chair. Fixing your chair is easy. Ask me how to repair your broken erection.

Jarod Kintz

#11. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms"

Tommy Cooper

#12. I love my foot. If I had to send a part of myself to represent myself in some other country, or in some other way, I would amputate my foot and send it wrapped in white tissue on a silk-embroidered cushion. I would send my foot because it is me, more me than I'm willing to let on.

A.M. Homes

#13. That's not the way the human heart works. I can't just amputate what I feel.

Blake Crouch

#14. A surgeon would never hesitate to amputate a rotting hand, no matter how faithfully it had served its owner in the past.

Rick Riordan

#15. The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.

Steven Wright

#16. If one could amputate part of one's consciousness ...

Susan Sontag

#17. I can get you a cheaper ticket if you let me amputate your legs: I can even take your thighs as a deposit, said the travel agent.

Charles Stross

#18. A man can feel pain in an amputated arm (an arm that is not there). A man can also feel anxious when he thinks about how his soul will burn in the fire of hell when he is threatened by it though he cannot see it physically

Bangambiki Habyarimana

#19. When I did a year-long study in 2005 of European countries integrating Muslims into their cultures, France came in the lowest of the rank. Sweden was not far behind, though, which is worrying, as racism in France is much closer to the bone.

Janine Di Giovanni

#20. You know what is a nice thought? Retirement.

Keanu Reeves

#21. I feel very, very blessed.

Carly Rae Jepsen

#22. This world is full of dragon-slayers. What we need are a few more people who aren't too proud to listen to a few fish.

William Ritter

#23. When something or someone you dearly love is snatched away from you, something of you go with it. You become emotionally amputated

Bangambiki Habyarimana

#24. Never use the message of the cross to crucify those you don't like, or the sword of the Spirit to attack other believers.

Perry Stone

#25. I ran out the door but it was to late..... i felt a sharp pain in my back as i heard the gun shoot

Andy Lane

#26. I'm like a rock singer with one-night stands on the road.

Karl Lagerfeld

#27. Was there a better sound in the world than a champagne cork popping? Hell, no.

Sarra Manning